Back to the 90's

Guess what I did today. You will never guess because it isn't the 90's anymore! 

I went ROLLERSKATING! 

I haven't gone skating in years! It felt so awkward at first, like almost eating shit awkward. But not quite. A friend and myself had some free passes and we went for it. I became more comfortable with it as the hour passed but it sure took some time to get used to. I remember the Rink in Grants Pass, it's now a mattress store. Good times. Especially the chicken dance. The first thing I think of though is that scene from Malcom in the Middle when Hal does his routine. Hopefully I can find it on youtube. Since my internet is slow I might not find it. *Sad Face*

Trying to watch the new episode of Breaking Bad. I need faster internet...

My No Good, Very Bad Week

Yes I officially move into my new apartment today. And it is making me broke as FUCK. My dads truck is costing me 60 bucks a FUCKING tank, draining my bank account. Which many of those funds I am saving up for Disneyland!

Currently I am in my friends apartment bumming on her couch waiting for the moving process to happen. Whilst doing that I wait for Breaking Bad to load. I'm so addicted guys.

So I meant to post this last Tuesday but apparently it didn't ACTUALLY get posted. So I will make it a continuation of Tuesday.

Guess what happened to me this week.

1. Sunburned my armpits.
2. Lost the front license plate to the truck
3. Had the truck broken into and had the following stolen: MP3 player, MP3 Car connector cord, wallet (with nothing important in it) and a box of pop tarts

I've had kind of a shitty week. So donations to buy me a new MP3 player will be graciously accepted. AND a cord to play music through my car. So something like this image should be super. But ask me before you buy it for me so that I can actually get what I want and not say. Oh...Thaaaaaannkkkks. 

I'm going to watch Four Weddings and a Funeral now. I also desire Chocolate Zucchini Cake. Feed ME!

Call me the Witch Doctor

I am beginning to get an odd collection of animal stuff. Currently in my possession I have:

• Rhea Egg
• Ostrich Egg
• Piece of a Giraffe Hoof
• Giraffe Hair
• Albino Peacock Tail Feather

If anyone walked into my room they'd call me the Witch Doctor. 

Here are some fun photos. I'm a little ashamed of myself. I posted them on Facebook First. I'm so sorry

Feeding Sika

Feeding Mate!

I am kind of awesome. In an awesome sort of way!

Summer is FLYING BY!

Another week passes by. This summer is just ZOOOMING! VRROOOOMMM! I actually posted this link on facebook so we will see if there are more readers to actually read this mumbo jumbo.

I was trying to play the Wii when A CHEETAH CUB ATTACK ME FROM BEHIND! No joke that happened. Just a couple scratches, but blood was drawn! (Barely any, I mean like a drop) Apparently I looked damn near tasty. (That’s where you gentlemen say- Yeah you do.) I kid, I kid.

My apartment is ready, so excited to move into it. No crappy roommates! Just amazing ones! Now I just have to move into it. Which should be about 6 truck loads of shit. That’s a lot-o-shit. We will probably have to end up taking things home. Our last apartment was HUGE compared to this one.

Also I would like to say, I love Stanley Tucci. He is such a fun actor.

Survived a storm this week. Sat out in my raincoat in the back of the truck and just sat in the pouring rain.  Something about rain just feels like my minuscule problems are just washed away. And when I say minuscule, I mean it. My issues are dumb, and at least I am fully aware of it. Are you curious what that is. Ok I’ll tell you. I really want twice baked potatoes. Like really really. I also want zucchini, mushrooms and onions. Yum!

Old Lady Butts

Hello Friends. I am bumming wireless internet from the fancy land of the YMCA! So far I have seen way too many old lady asses. And by too many I mean on the way to the bathroom I saw two. I wish I could go back in time and just decide against that decision. I saw the future of my body. I am not excited.

Today has been slightly productive. I went on a run. Since I have the magical powers of google I shall see how far the run was. It didn't feel very far. Maybe I was just a fireball of burning energy. However google is taking its sweeeet time. Since it isn't working I can't tell you how awesome I am. And that is a sad sad sad sad day. So sad, so sad.

I'm not putting enough images on here. I found this HIGHLARIOUS! Yes I spelled hilarious wrong to get a point across. 

I'm going to go eat lunch with some of my intern friends. Because I only have intern friends in Winston. I don't know if I really want to befriend the locals. 

Update From Internet-Less Land!

Why hello my pets I have missed you! I do believe it has been at least two weeks since I have last been online.

Currently I'm getting my internet fix by watching Breaking Bad Premier! Watching some Jenna Marbles and My Drunk Kitchen. Facebook is also in there but it is probably the least important thing on my online to do list.

I'm feeling a little low. Partially because I may have gotten drunk last night and admitted a secret to a group of people that I shouldn't of admitted. No, I will not tell you this secret. I am just stating regret, and slight embarrassment. It probably isn't a big deal but made me feel a little self conscious. I put on a pretty dress today to boost my self esteem. However I feel like some days it just isn't meant to be.

Another fun fact. My debit card got declined today. Yeah... that was awesome and embarrassing. Thanks parents for letting me know about that ahead of time. And by ahead of time I mean the day before. Super awesome.

I'm actually doing really well though. Living without internet is super easy. I suggest you try it with your little lives. The week was hard but not having the option makes it easier!

Celebrity News FLASH!

Hello! Internet we meet again!

I still really do not know what to write. So much has happened in the last two weeks and it basically is me learning how to clean and take care of Giraffes. Lots of poop people. Lots and Lots of poop! I don't remember in my last blog if i had mentioned but I drove a stick shift! Yay!

One reason I hate not having internet. KATIE HOLMES IS DIVORCING TOM CRUISE!?! THE WHAT! Why am I not involved in their personal affairs! I can't believe I didn't know! I am always in the know of Celebrity personal lives. Because I am a noisy bitch. Will some one PLEASE text me important information. Now I am trying to find how what happened between them. Too much research on my internet day.

I am going to leave now, not internet land but you, for I am tired of writing.

Peace out Bitches.