The Internet is For Porn

Day 34,  Don't let the title scare you...or excite you? There will be no inappropriate images.

Recently I have discovered I have reverted to a stupider speller. Now I for the most part know how to spell. Obviously. I also know how to spell easy words, but for some reason and I don't know why, I am unable to spell color without really thinking about it! Kinda sad right? I noticed it yesterday while writing notes. I need to find the percentage that the coller of the ball will be red. Wait. Coller? That's not right. Collar? Colar? Coler? I am embarrassed to admit that it took me 5 tries to get color spelled correctly. *FACEPALM* Sometimes my brilliance amazes even me. I would like to blame finals for my loss of basic knowledge.

I went to bed really early last night and had an epiphany! I mean it was so obvious! Unfortunately, I have no idea what it was. I just remember it wasn't a happy realization but it was just so clear. I'm pretty sure it was a facebook realization.

Today I discovered that many desks in class rooms look like quotation marks. Just look an maybe you will see the magic of the quotation marks . It kind of made me super excited. I mean, was I really going to smile about math at 8 in the morning?

So I have never seen Avenue Q. But damn, this song came up on pandora and I think I really want to check out that play. I know Allison will be so excited to see I posted something about Avenue Q. I introduce to you to the song 'The Internet is For Porn'

I felt like this was a very clever photography collection. 

Cat sleeping, add paper to make a scenery!

Look! Kitty is snorkeling! 

Bipolar Weather

Day 33, *giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle*

















Maybe I should take a break? This really is what procrastination feels like, so amazing until you reach your deadline. Then, ah shit, PANIC! If I could make my arms do that, I'd be Kermit the frog! Anyone?

Dead week is really taking toll on me. Focusing on three separate subjects for 6 hours a day is hard. I'm scared that I don't even it out enough. But, I will do my best for the people! No, applesauce necessary*! I have a habit of using foods to describe things. For instance: Peachy Keen and Sweet Sauce.
*I know it's spell applause! Oh an also by the way, I know that the Beatles is spelled with an a. I was using Beetles with an e to show that Skateboarding Cowboy John Lennon is not actually a Beatle* 


I would like to describe to you what the weather has been like today:
rain, RAIN, snow, rain, blue sky, rain, SNOW, rain, windy rain, windy snow, rain...That's been only two hours. Our weather is extremely bipolar today. Now the sun is out and it is sleeting. Now just sunny. Nope Rain. AAAAHHHH! SNOW!

Adorable! Coati Babies! 

I know they can be pets, I WANT ONE!

Krokodil is NOT Pretty Russia

Day 32, Zombies do exist people...they are called Meth Heads. They look very similar. I've watched enough episodes of Breaking Bad now to realize there are no difference! Well, except the meth heads are living...sort of? If you are brave enough to google this next drug beware it is NOT pretty. I mean nasty. The first image is graphic, like you see muscle, tissues, and bone. I would post it but I would not like my readers to vomit on their reading onezies!  My friend Amber told me that there was this new drug in Russia called Krokodil, which eats your skin and turns it green and scaley, like that of a crocodile. Why would people take that shit! Because it gets you high as fuck and is only $6 per shoot up. Sorry, I found that rather insane that it actually exists!

Finals studying is...going. I managed to put actual jeans on today! Go me! But today will be filled with ecology, mathematical problems, and many mechanisms of the insides of mammals and their scientific names! Yay for furthering my education. I am having trouble focusing. Personally I think it is the lack of sleep due to the time change. One hour can really mess you up! Especially when normally I get up at 7:00am daily. 6am just sounds dark and scary! I like sunshine! Especially in the morning. Waking up in the dark sucks. It's like the world is telling you to go back to sleep, I didn't give you night vision for a reason! Fun Victoria Fact: I have night vision, when I use a flashlight. When I offer a fun fact, I really want you to have a fun with it. Otherwise that 'fun' was wasted. We do not waste fun, we conserve it.

Another FUN FACT! Are you ready to have fun with it? I expect a god damn fun party! I'm afraid of running into automatic doors. Yes, I am. It's doesn't terrify me but I seriously get worried when it doesn't open. But Victoria, why don't you just stop and wait for it to open? Because, I'm complicated and quirky. If I lost the quirk, I'd just be complicated and that sounds less fun.

I'm a badass mother who don't take no crap from no one!

This just made me giggle. 

RAWR I'm a Panda!

Artistic Procrastination!

Day 31. Sunday yet again. This is the final day before dead week. I dislike dead week. I call it sweat pant week, because I rock them sweat pants. YEAH YEAAAAH! I'm so fly! Like a white...lady.

Remember how I said I liked bird? Well, I drew this Black-Capped Chickadee! It is currently on sale for $3000.00.  I will include a frame. I'm rather proud of it, I've turned into a rather artsy fartsy person in the last few years and I believe I am improving. No tracing here! And I feel like my Aunt Linda would like  to know- Oil Pastels for kids. 

Oh Victoria! Another one! A Blue Jay! You are so talented!  Oh Stop! You're too nice! Now this one is only $2000.00 if you also buy the Chickadee. Because I'm just that good. Someone get New York on the line, I'm doing an art show.  Oh another fun fact. I really want to collect individual shoes left behind on a night of partying. Then I want to create stories about them and how they were lost. If that makes any sense at all, I think it would be a super cool art project.

Oh shit...I must of been bad on procrastination. The entire day I spent doodling birds, and getting completely sucked into Breaking Bad. DAMN YOU BRYAN CRANSTON! I blame him for this Rufous Hummingbird. ($1000.00 because it is my least favorite) It's torso is too short. The tail feathers are too short. The wings are too stubby. However, I still sort of like it.

Do you think if I frame these all over my apartment people will think I'm weird? Or will it just be me and my quirky personality. For some reason I'm really in an artistic kick. Too bad it is happening during dead week. Time to study...bleeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I could think of a million other things I'd rather do. Unfortunately I am an adult and I have responsibilities. A very expensive responsibility! Library HO!

SSSTTTTRRRREEETTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH

Look at the kitty! 

Adorable!

Wanted: Karaoke Buddy

Day 30 Wow, that's like a full month. I'm so dedicated to my cause.

I would like to have a new friend. Now this friend MUST have these qualities:

1. Be Nice
2. Be Fun
3. LOVE KARAOKE! 

Yes! I want  Karaoke Buddy! I seem to be the only one of my friends* who wants to sing in front of strangers! Drunken or Not! I went to Harrison's last night for a couple of drinks and sang 'Feed My Frankenstein' by Alice Cooper. My friends sat in the corner and cheered me on, but it is just not the same!
*Allison, when you return from France we will have a Karaoke night at Harrison's or Peacock!*

Now I didn't drink too much last night, but more than I have recently and I feel kind of gross. I wish someone were here to get me some soup or something. When I went to Fred Meyers to get food for lunch and dinner I ran into one of my friends who had seen me at the bars. So he looks at me an laughs. I was wearing sweat pants, sweatshirt with hood on, slippers, and holding a bag of fried chicken. I apparently had hangover written  all over me. I honestly could feel people judging me, I bet they were all thinking 'rough night'. 

My motivation for studying isn't very strong today. Why do finals have to be around the corner. Education is so overrated! Well, I wish it were overrated. I should be working on Math, and Ecology, and Mammalogy.  But i'm working on my blog and working on my procrastination skills. 

BIRDS! So cute! 

After looking in my Sibley Field Guide to Birds, I think that these are 

Golden-Crowned Kinglets. 

Yeah that's right I have a bird book. 

I'm a Bird Nerd.

Mission Accomplished: Operation Cowboy Beetle

Day 29? The only reason I know what day I'm on is because, well I've been writing it out everyday!

Today is a very important day and many of you have no idea why. Today, Operation Cowboy Beetle was in fact successful. I would like to thank my team of secret agents.  Because of teamwork an bravery I am able to present you with Exhibit A. Now this picture proof may not be enough for you. Then I guess you can live in a sad little world by yourself and let myself and others have fun!

Note the Skateboard AND the Cowboy Hat

                                  

Look! Just Look! It is not the best angle, but you can see the similar facial features. AND he is wearing glasses. WHOA! I hope you all are not disappointed, you think they saved his DNA and cloned him? I was so excited that I finally got a picture. However I'm officially a creepy person. Personally I want him to remain an enigma, if I find out his actual name he would no longer be Skateboarding Cowboy John Lennon. What do I do now? Follow find another celebrity doppelganger?

Look at the Monkey! I don't like it's nose

But it's pretty darn adorable!

Can I have a fuzzy hug?!

Vote KONY 2012

Day 28. ARIZONA JOSH YOU ARE THE FREAKING BEST PERSON EVER! Josh followed me. Now Josh will get a lovely paragraph for being awesome. Josh is cool because 1. He followed my blog. 2. He was my psychology buddy who randomly one day didn't show up...because he had his appendix removed (I think it was the appendix) 3. He fixed my laptop on numerous occasions and 4. I miss ARIZONA JOSH! Thank you Josh for being awesome!

Basically today's bloggity blog might be a downer (sorry Arizona Josh, but you got a wonderful paragraph above!) but this is something you will be confused about unless you've seen this video. I recently watched the video titled KONY 2012.  It is quite a powerful piece. Tragically powerful.  It is a 30 minute documentary and I advise you watch it and share it. 

If I had the money to spare I would help this cause. Since I do not have the money to donate, I will do the best I can to share the information. Pretty intense stuff.

Here is a cute to make you feel better.