The Case of the Missing Kitty

Day 48, Writing a blog this week has been really really hard. I feel like I have to go out of my way to write when I really don't want to. All I want to do is sleep and eat. Well I want to be better so I can go do thing with awesome people who don't read this- sorry mom.

I've basically spent the week in my TMNT Onesie. Gross? Maybe, but I feel like that all over anyways. At least I shower people! So like I've said probably every day, I've been house sitting for has 3 cats, and they don't get along very well. All very sweet kitties but damn, it makes it hard to pay attention to them when they don't get along! There first night I was there, one of the cats didn't show up. Which wasn't a big deal, I was told that either one of these cats might not come back at night. The second night, the same cat was still missing. Same story for the 3rd and 4th night. Now I was starting to panic. How am I supposed to tell these people I never even saw their missing cat! I even had a little note prepared and everything! And sure enough, the third cat FINALLY makes an appearance the last night I am there!

Damn Cats giving me mini heart attacks! Hey! I actually told a mini story in todays bloggity blog! GO ME! Alright I've spent forever looking for a cute and I haven't found anything appealing. Instead listen to this catchy tune. Bo Burnham is pretty talented...and pretty.

A Continuation of Sick...

Day 47, still deathly ill with the plague.

I haven't  been sleeping at night. I have had too many bloody noses for one day with out snorting lines (i'm kidding...I'd rather ingest it. KIDDING!)

I came up with a really funny joke yesterday. Then I realized I was in a niquil state that probably meant I was out of my mind. It had something to do with cats and dogs. i laughed my ass off... But i can't think of it for any reason. The fact that i am unable to capitalize i is starting to bug me. I I I! There i can do it...dammit.

For the past few days I have been house sitting and watching satellite tv. What a waste of money! I can't find anything to watch on a billion channels. I only have 6 at home and I can't find anything to watch, takes about an hour less to decided that there is nothing to watch on tv.

Well here cute, my enthusiasm is still less than...awesome.

Mermaids at an Aquarium?!

Day 46, Still sick, still tired, still...blaaaah

So last night I took some store brand niquil, which knocks you out but doesn't keep you asleep. I had to take two doses just to actually sleep. Which still didn't work very well. I am still stuffy, my throat hurts and I'm all snotty.

I have an phone interview with Downtown Aquarium in Denver Colorado today. We shall see how it goes. I'm not too worried about it but then, I sound like I have a cold. I hope they will be able to understand me. Click to see the web site if you are curious. They have MERMAIDS!  Downtown Aquarium

I'm so sleepy! I need someone to care for me. Official Job opening! I need someone who will cook for me, and care for me in general...I demand jello...loaded back potato soup and...chicken, some form of chicken.

While I wait for applications, I think I will sleep. I've got about 2 hours!

This is what I look like, right now... pretty huh. 

Sick & Sleepy

Day 45. I'm sick! :(

I'm currently caring for 5 kitty cats. I've got my two- Pounce and Mia. And Three others I'm house sitting for- Hobbes, Juniper, and Luna. So many kitties who demand attention! All I want is some sleepy times!

I know I heard this from some one before, but I heard it again last night.

The average person has one Fallopian tube. Think about it. It's true.

I don't have much to say today either, I've been sick, and sleeping. It is hard to be creative when sleeping is the priority. I should eat too...nah.

I apologize once again for the blandness of my blogs for the last 2 weeks. Maybe tomorrow I will wrestle big foot and jump over the moon on a unicorn. Or maybe...I'll still be sick and bored myself. 

I'm hungry. Someone feed me. I don't even want to look for a cute... :(

Short

Day... ugh, what day is it? 44?

I've slept so much today. Now I have to run over to house sit for someone else. I need company and I need food.

This bloggity blog will also be short, because there is no internet where I am going to and I'm tired. Very very short. Short is too long to describe today's blog!

Look how Beary Cute he is. I'm so Punny. 

Grants Pass=BORING!

Day 43, Back home in Grants Pass! So tired but so happy to be back hanging with my cat :) Except my dumb cat is being dumb and won't sit on my lap.

I had another night at the Peacock, mostly sober. Which I was ok with! Except, when I am having a good time minding my own business, and BAM! A guy makes it his business to stick his business on my booty. The age of asking girls to dance is over, so is clean dancing. So when a stranger sticks his business on my booty it is just like really?!

Okay enough about the Peacock, no matter how awesome it may be. I feel like nothing happened today, except I drove home...I'm just a blah person. I feel like this spring break will be very uneventful.

I found this image on Yahoo, and HOLY POOP! 

CUTEST THING EVER!

 Little Owl home!

Marky Mark Looks Kinda Like Mark Walburg

Day 42, I feel my mind maybe be put back together, maybe it could just be exhaustion.

Rachel had a realization yesterday. Prior to Western Wednesday we were listening to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch on a music channel on tv. So there was an image of young Marky Mark on the tv, and Rachel looks at the image and says

"You know he looks like that guy on the Fighter"

Me, being obviously confused reply    

"Christian Bale?"

Rachel says   

"No, not him, He is in the Other Guys with Will Ferrel"

I'm not thinking of anyone at this point, and then it hits me. She then says

 "MARK WALBURG, he looks like Mark Walburg"

Yes, I busted up laughing like roll on the floor laughter. And she looks at the image of Marky Mark and it clicks.  

"OH MARKY MARK IS MARK WALBURG"

Oh Rachel, that was a cute moment you had.

Even though I am done with finals, I still have adult things to do. Which SUCKS. Screw adulthood. Rachel and I have to clean the apartment, do the recycling, and run errands. The not fun kind either. We are going to go to goodwill so Rachel can find things and I can find some Nintendo 64 things. 

Ha, Weiner dog! 

That is either a little dog

or a big hot dog bun...