Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Headache Tuesday

Headache Tuesday. My brain is killing me. My eyes hurt too. I would  like to go into a coma for 3 days. Maybe four...  I just think I could use 72 hours of sleep. Undisturbed sleep. However I could see how going into a coma would cause concern. It's not like I'm asking to be out for 7 years.

Since I have no energy I found this. It will show you how to cook eggs and describe mt brain feeling,

Monday, May 20, 2013

Lethargic Monday

I don't want to be back at school. I don't want to live in this apartment any more. I don't want to do the homework I have to do. I don't want to workout. I just want to sleep. This school year has taken a toll on me. My Super Senioritis has really kicked in. The best I can do is force myself to get up and workout, force myself to do the work and try to pass this term!

Sorry if it seems I'm in a Debbie Downer mood. I'm not, I just feel exhausted. All I want to do right now is clean my room and watch some tv. I'll get through this term even if I'm not 100% pleased with my work. So far I have 90% in 2 of my classes, 80%+ in 2 others and 68% in the last one. I know, that last one is like ouch. I'm working on it but my give a fuck levels for that class is below 50% so I'm still doing above what I am putting into it! That's probably a bad way to put it. I'm still trying, that's what matters right?

On my drive to School today I realized that the retro noon hour sounds not so retro anymore. They played Smash Mouth, BB Mak, Baha Men...Jesus Christ  THE 90'S ARE RETRO! When did that happen?!

So I just got started on my evolution paper about animal adaptation and I had no clue what to write about. The closest thing in my head was a Fennec Fox ears and how they are an adaptation for the heat. But my friend said you should write about that lizard that shoots blood from its eye...

WHAT!? This is a real thing?! Yes, yes it is...

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Lot of Cleaning!

Well I was supposed to drive back to school today but I took a nap and decided that was a very bad plan. So instead I am staying one more night at home. WOO Party! We've been moving things around our house for the past two days, trying to prepare both my brother and my bedrooms for aunts and uncles to visit. Nathaniel's bedroom has been the largest challenge. He's got the most random shit stored in every nook and cranny of his room.

Dust has been everywhere so I've been sneezy and sniffly most of the weekend. DAMN YOU ALLERGIES!

It's 10 and I've seriously procrastinated on homework. I better get on that...

Sorry it's a short day, lots of cleaning!

Saturday, May 18, 2013

That Lady Time...

Let me start of with saying this is a TMI blog, Too Much Information. I mean are you expecting any less? Anyways, the reason I have to share a bit too much information with you is because of the blog I intend to write about.

I'm on my lady time of the month. What?! EWWWW! Yeah right it's gross. I'm sorry folks but I must speak my mind. I seem to have an endless collection of tampons. Which lets be honest that is a product I'll be using for the next billion years. But there is one thing I noticed. Damn these tampons are super good motivators.

  • Who cares if you win or lose- play the game!
  • Control your period...don't let it control you. 
  • Get out there and show em' what you got.
  • Neither one of us are giver uppers.
  • Just Go. 
  • Keep a clear head
  • Life's a challenge...your tampon shouldn't be.

 And in the commercials, every woman is experiencing the happiest days of their lives.


YOU ARE FULL OF LIES! STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE WE ARE ALL HAVING A FANTASTIC TIME! WE AREN'T HAPPY! WE ARE ANGRY!

Who cares if you win or lose?! I CARE DAMMIT! Keep a clear head? YOU TRY KEEPING A CLEAR HEAD WHEN YOUR UTERUS IS TRYING TO MURDER YOU FROM THE INSIDE!
This is an over exaggeration of course. I'm not insane. I just have strange thoughts, I just wrote an entire blog  about menstruation. I'm either running out of material or I thought this would be a good idea...hmmm.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Home Sweet Home

I went home yesterday. I just needed OUT of town and home where there is purring kitties, loving parents and 100% silence and darkness in the country. I always love it when I come home and I can just tell how much my cat has missed me. She doesn't get pissed off that I left, she just looks at me all adoring and purrs and begs for attention. And then when I sit down, She lays on my body and purrs until she falls asleep. Then I pet her, and she purrs like a mad kitty again.

I scared the daylights out of my Dad when I came home (and my cat..sorry baby!) I snuck in the door and my dad was looking at the weather on my moms laptop. My mom saw me coming and I was sneaking up just hoping she wouldn't say "HI VICTORIA". I got closer and and yelled "BBBAAAAHHH". My old man jumped three feet in the air! (and so did my cat- big poofy tail!). At least he was glad to see me!

I did so much procrastination today I was supposed to get up early and workout and take my quiz and write out my outline for my 10 page paper due at the end of the term. Instead I did the following:


  • Slept in until 10:30
  • Surfed the Web
  • Watched episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Took my yoga mat outside to get some abs in. Which I only did about half of my workout. It was really distracting when Mia kitty was on a door mat next to my mat dinking around. It almost looked like we were working out together. Too bad no one was around to take a photo. 
  • Write half of my outline.
  • Get Dressed and go to see my mom at work-about 3:30!
  • Go to Medford and get some shopping in! Mostly face care stuff. Some underoos and some shoes! God I love shoes. 
We didn't get home until 8 and I didn't start my quiz until 9! I'm just really lucky with these quizzes. I never study I just go for it and I manage to pass every time with an 80% or higher. 

I'm glad to be home! 




Thursday, May 16, 2013

Abercrombie and Fitch is a Horrible Company

Abercrombie and Fitch. I have never shopped there in my life. Mostly because I was too terrified to walk in nor could I ever figure out where the entrances were OR what the clothes actually look like because it happens to be darker than the soul of the CEO, Mike Jefferies. Now I'm sure many of you have seen the backlash of the statements that this tool has made: If you can't read it click on it, should make the text larger.


Yeah he is a tool. But I think we can all agree on that. If I shopped there, I would stop. But, looks like I don't have to stop because I never shopped there in the first place. Lucky me! 

This video someone made to bash the company and help the homeless.

At first I loved this video, a man making a negative thing into something positive. However, simultaneously I feel like it is insensitive to the homeless, by alluding that they are the lowest of the low, that they should be the last people to wear a certain brand. Or is it just killing two birds with one stone. I guess I'm on the fence about Fitch the Homeless. Obviously his intentions are good-clothe the homeless. But, is this humiliating to the homeless? Am I being too sensitive about the subject? 

The CEO does look like old Biff. And I would also like to point out Gary Busey?

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Science is a Conspiracy

I'm studying for a midterm right now and I think I am done attempting to study. Out of about 50 study questions I'm clueless on 10. Which isn't horrible. Lets hope that those 10 aren't on the midterm. I don't think I can try memorizing any more 40  minutes before the midterm. I'm not good at cramming. Hence my attempting to study a week or so before the test.

I got some laundry done last night or at least I tried. I scoured my room for quarters so that I wouldn't have to break a $20 or receive 80 quarters. Hey those 80 quarters could be useful for laundry but it just seemed like a waste! I had at least two loads I needed to complete and only 3.25 to do it with. I'm a god damn miracle worker because I got the job done. AND I got some pictures to send in my graduation announcements. I couldn't figure out how to print out wallets so everyone will get a 4x6. Hopefully that big picture of me won't scare people off! I can see it now. They open the announcement and AH! That's a big photo!

I just totally blanked. I have nothing fascinating to say to you all. Maybe after my test I will have other things on my mind other than Evolution...

Speaking of Science, I love this Jon Stewart report. I find it hilarious. Those bastard scientists...

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