Picture Survey Answers

Shit that was a really boring blog title. I couldn't really think of any thing.

Are you lazy?  

If you could fly, where would you go first?  

What would you do if you found out the world was ending in one week?

Do scary movies make you paranoid when you watch them alone?  

When will be the next time you kiss someone on the lips?

What do you want to get accomplished today/tonight?

Why aren't you dating the last person you texted?

(Gotta love Pewdiepie!) 

What were you doing at 4am this morning?

Believe it or not I worked way to hard on this blog, searching for images relating to this old myspace survey questions. Well there is one thing for sure. I have a lot of cat memes on here. Cats are the 2nd most common thing on the internet, following porn... Well I have just started my 3rd and final paper and I think it will be a lot easier than I think it will be, if I can get my other homework assignments done as well. I am ready for this term to end. So I get to see my relatives. My Aunt Linda, Uncle Joezilla and my Uncle Rob! Lets get drunk! I know a karaoke bar on the coast! Or we could just do whatever we wanted and just spend fun times together! 

So I have to get my tattoo touched up. Mine healed not very pretty. But I temporarily solve the problem. I took a blue pen and I filled in the areas that looked incomplete. I only have to do this every day for the rest of my life if I never want another needle in my foot! Or at least for the summer. I think I will get it touched up when I graduate. I'm just a smarty who problem solves. 

Brain No Function

I completed two of my three papers! Yay! But now I'm exhausted and I still have to prepare for a power point presentation tomorrow. My portion is supposed to be 5 minutes long and I'm barely breaking 3.5 minutes. There is just not a lot I have to say in my portion of the power point. My brain really isn't processing anything

In fact, my brain isn't spurting out any fantastic stories for you. 

Here is a video that made me laugh my ass off. He got it just about right. 

Papers Galore

What makes me feel better about this is I probably only have 20 more papers to write before I graduate!

I still have to finish 3 complex papers and the deadlines are fast approaching.  I think I'll survive. However I've hit that point of my paper where it is like you are cleaning your room and there is a bunch of junk you don't know what to do with leftover and you just kind of sit there staring. None of the objects are in anyway related which makes it harder to place it.  

I think I'm just going to open a pack of peanut butter m&m's and just eat away my feelings. 

Not My Day

HAPPY JUNE! I get to spend forever inside the library while the sun is shining! I love college! (Note the heavy sarcasm when I say I love college)

I have been at the library since noon working on papers and I realized I did my data wrong and I now have to fix the last hour of work. Excuse me for just one second.

Sorry, I just had to grab myself a soda that was under the table. What?! NO! I haven't been crying PSSSHH, what gave you that idea?! I just got a bunch of dirt in my eyes. Well, the carpet is really dirty. No I didn't put my face to the carpet, it was blown into my face by the...the... air vent. Yeah there is no dirt there now, because...the air blew it under those bookshelves. 

*sniff*

And after spending about two hours trying to catch myself back up from this data crap...Excel stopped working and I lost the stuff I had been working on for the last half hour. Luckily for me only about twenty minutes of work. Today isn't my day.

However, even with all the shit that has been thrown my way I'm in a pretty good mood. 

Which is good because I could look like this.

Useless Facts of the Day

Reader Brandon suggested a blog on fictional character crushes. Thank you for the suggestion Brandon.

• Indiana Jones. Mother of sexiness. I can't handle the hottness
• Jim Halpert from the office pre-dating Pam. He was more adorable then
• Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Stole my heart in an unexpected way.
• Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This tall drink of water is very refreshing. 
• Han Solo from Star Wars. Who does love this cocky bastard!
• Captian 'Merica from The Avengers. That's a true gentleman right there

I also am taller than the following celebrities. Why? Because they all seem tall and it is surprising when I am taller than these celebrities.

• Jennifer Aniston
• Natalie Portman
• Scarlett Johanson
• Christina Aguilera 

I feel like I'm boring you with these useless fun facts. I hope I'm not putting my audience to sleep. That would really defeat the purpose of entertaining you all with my cleverness. I'm no good at puns. Which I'm sure some of you appreciate. I find puns to be hilarious but then again I'm weird. That being said I've been sitting here for a good 10 minutes trying to come up with a pun. It's just not in my nature... I'm still trying to come up with something. I did come up with some rock puns for a friend. He was talking about a quarry and was looking for some jokes. I came up with "If you are quarrious about rocks" and "I'm ingenius" (ingenious)" So there I came up with puns! GO ME!

I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

I'm screwing myself over. I'm so nice to myself. 

So much to do and yet I keep sitting not facing my responsibilities. I went to buy myself a treat for when I do good work. Well, I opened up my treats before I did work. I may have consumed a whole bunch of ice cream bars. Like way to many. How am I not a tub of lard? I purchased a pack of 20 ice cream bars and I may have consumed 1/2 of the box. I skipped my workout today. This could be the start of something positively ugly. Nah, I'm just having an ice cream craving. Like an entire pints worth. 

So I started watching Angel because I finished the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series. I would tell you my finale reactions but no spoilers here. Anyways I'm watching Angel and I see this familiar face, and it hits me. JEREMY RENNER! Well Jeremy Renner from 14 years ago. Holy shit, was 1999 seriously 14 years ago?! That's kind of a crazy thought. I remember New Years eve of 1999 and feeling sad and scared about the millennium. I mean come on, how was Y-2K not scary to a 10 year old! And holy shit Ken Marino, my favorite bachelor from yahoo's silly web series Burning Love! I love seeing actors who are all young and what I not! Makes me smile!

The term is almost over. I get to see my family soon. I get to walk in commencement soon. And I also get to start summer term soon. My (hopefully) LAST term in college! Then I will have to face the real world and cry about real world problems. Especially when I get cut off from my wonderful parents. 

ALIENS

Am I the only one that thinks new born babies aren't cute. Most babies are positively adorable at birth. Ducks, chickens, cats, dogs, damn even snakes! Maybe I'm biased because I do not like children. New born humans look like freaky aliens. Whenever parents and friends say oh my goodness your baby is so beautiful. All I can think is JESUS, what is that thing?! They look so weird! Like Benjamin Button all wrinkly and old and ugly. I wouldn't dare tell a parent their newborn is ugly, but I will grit my teeth and say 'it's so great yay'  Parents shouldn't take it personally all babies are freaking ugly.

How is THIS Beautiful? 

If I ever have kids (god forbid) I hope I just look at my kids and say man, you are ugly. Cruel, probably. I don't think calling a kid ugly for the first few months of its life is going to harm it. 

Anyways, enough about weird alien things.

My next focus shall be on my brother. 

Dear Older Brother,

If you choose not to go to Australia I will kick your skinny ass. You will go, you will have fun and you will have the adventure of a lifetime. Go see an Opera at the Sydney Opera House, go explore the wilderness see the wildlife. Go to the Australia Zoo- the one Steve Irwin started! Check out the aboriginal culture Try something new! See a cricket match, And most important of all buy your sister who is encouraging you to do something new a fantastic Australian gift! Do not fear the unknown, embrace it, learn from it, grow as a person. 

Carpe Diem.