Studying is Super Boring

Day 112, Chiropractor Day!

So after a couple of lovely adjustments-*crack crack crack*- my chiropractor said I was making progress but he is still worried about my lower back and suggests that I get two more additional massages and that I make an appointment with an acupuncture person! Scary! Well I have loosened up my muscles, adjustments were actually possible. I no longer have 2 rotated vertebrate, I'm down to one rotated! Yay! My pelvis is still rotated and I still have too much tension in most of my muscles. But hooray for slight improvements!

I'm having a  hard time studying though, the library is less than comfortable but bed it too comfortable. I wish I could find that balance. Maybe I just need more sleep, or maybe I just need a healthy back!

If you do not know about My Drunk Kitchen, I feel sad for you. Hanna Hart is the coolest chef ever and I always have fun with watch her. She is so funny and punny. I suggest you check her out for drunken cooking tips!

Ugly Picture of the Day

Day 111, Massage Day!

It was not nearly as painful as last time. However I had spots where it just hurt so badly! I forgot to shower at Dixon after because I have SO much to do, so now I'm all oily and gross and I just want to take a shower.

I do have a lot to do and I'm getting stressed.
Due Sunday: Excel Spreadsheet, Precis, Discussion and 251 Discussion
Due Monday: 5 page Ornithology paper
Due Friday June 8th: Ornithology Extra Credit, Final Project FW 320, Final Project FW 107 and Quiz 251.

Then FINALS! AAAAHHHHH! Breathing is difficult when you are sitting next to some guys who have gone overboard on the cologne. Just because you didn't shower doesn't mean you can hide it with that shit dude.

So I am officially in moving mode! Rachel and I got a storage unit yesterday and I took my bed apart today! I finally get to move away from crazy bitches! I can't wait to just live with Rachel and Allison. It will be so nice and peaceful! Full of laughter, full of love, full of happy times!

This is today's UGLY PICTURE OF THE DAY! This was Rachel's idea

A quote "You should take a picture of me and post it as ugly picture of the day"

I cannot be in trouble for her weird decisions

My Play Date with a Cougar Cub

Day 110, My allergies are wreaking havoc today. I think I've produced enough snot to build a snot kingdom. Sorry that was a little gross, but I do feel like my bodily fluids are producing some kind of community with shopping malls and playgrounds.

Now, I left you with an adorable picture yesterday with no story! So long time a go I worked at this Wildlife Rehabilitation place and I often return to say hello to the people AND the animals. It was recently that I discovered the new resident cougar. Dying to see him Rachel and I drove down to see him. Then realizing that the perks of being and ex-intern are that we get to take him on a walk and PLAY with him. Best. Day. Ever. Please enjoy, awww if necessary.

This is what Jill calls 'Mattress Land' a big pile of mattresses that Brady LOVES to play on. This picture may look a little intimidating but, that is a playful baby! 

Have you ever taken a cougar for a walk? I have, Brady was a little nervous and liked to hang out in the tall grasses. He loved climbing on anything and would often run between legs and give love bites.

 Rachel Holding Brady, just a big kitty that's all! 30 pounds of kitty. 

It got a little hot out and Brady sought out some shade, he just plopped down under a car and looked ...well, adorable. He has the prettiest blue eyes! Can I take him home?

Have you EVER done anything this cool? 

 This was obviously the highlight of my memorial day weekend. I might not be able to play with him again when he gets bigger so I will appreciate this time spent with the little guy! Working with animals is always so rewarding and I can't imagine another career choice.

Brady the Snuggler

Day 109, short blog again. I have a 5 page paper tomorrow due at 8am. That is what I have been doing for the past few hours and what I will be doing the next few hours.

I did the coolest thing ever today. This blog will be cute overload, my new favorite picture of all time. I will describe the events in tomorrow blog but here is an adorable sneak peak. 

This is Brady, my friend the Cougar Cub. He had enough time to take a break and snuggle.

Boatnik: The White Trash Celebration

Day 108,

So I guess I have a little more to say today. This memorial day in my hometown has a Boatnik parade and carnival. Except when you live here, we call it Dirtnik. I mean white trash, druggies, and alcoholics galore. During the parade there was one especially excited woman. After careful observation I decided she was on drugs, as did the rest of my group.

After experiencing Dirtnik Rachel and I decided to go home and watch the Borrowers. You know, that movie back in 95' with John Goodman. Turns out it has a lot more people in it than you'd think!

• John Goodman (duh)
• Tom Felton- AKA Draco Malfoy- freaking adorable he is like 7 in this movie. 
• Hugh Laurie- Whaaaaa
• The guy who plays Arthur Weasley- Whaaaa?!
• Another guy from Harry Potter, who was also Dad it Bridget Jones diary- WHAAAAA? 

It was a rather exciting experience. I also will have a super exciting blog for you either tomorrow or on Tuesday. I have to have picture proof of how cool I am!

I'm going to go see Men in Black III tonight with the Rachel and the Rents. Hope its some good shizz!

Nothing

Day 107,

I don't want to write anything today. I just do not have what it takes to entertain you lovely people. Please forgive me, maybe tomorrow will be a better day. I don't even feel like posting an image.

That is all.

Rant Friday: Professor Edition

Day 106,  Happy Memorial Day Weekend! The only real day I get off of the term. College sucks in that aspect. We only get one day off a term and every term it occurs towards the end of the term or the beginning. Because I really need a week before dead week off or I really need a day off a week after winter break which was four weeks long! If I could chose the days off I think I would pick week 6. It would be far enough in the term to where I need a break but not close enough to the end so that I have nothing to do. 

I got my ornithology midterm back today. Because of this I am going to make it RANT FRIDAY!

Now, I got the average. I am actually really relieved that I got the average, I thought I did a lot worse after our professor said we bombed the midterm. However I would like to say a few words towards this professor. 

Dear Ornithology Professor,
 Your midterm was graded too difficulty. The entire class agrees with me.
If we bombed the midterm it is YOUR fault as the professor. If you want us to explain the answer we have chosen ask 'List and Explain' not 'List'. Just saying list means like a grocery list. I do not describe what Milk is on my grocery list, nor should I have to. Also if you abbreviate things in your slides, we as a class will learn it that way. So saying FSH, Tb and Ta are inappropriate answers is your fault because you, the professor never defined them. I deserved 10 points more on my midterm. It is rather frustrating when a correct answer is given, but is deemed incorrect because of your impossible grading structure.
GO FUCK YOURSELF,
Anonymous Student

Yeah, I totally would do this to my bird professor and then yell, 

THAT DIDN'T COME OUT OF MY CLOACA ASSHOLE!

I've got a bird I want to show you professor...