This Blog Sucks, Move Along.

Ugh, this school thing will just never end! I still don't feel like my evolution test tomorrow is going to go very smoothly. I want Chinese food or maybe bacon. And I also have no motivation to write anything interesting.

It's almost 8 and I still have to do the following:

• Study Evolution
• Write a Discussion & 2 Responses for Ecosystem Services
• Shower and shave my legs! I'd rather wax them but it's going to be sunny and I'd rather not be a wolf. 
• Do Dishes
• Study more Evolution.
• Graduate college! 

You should of read the title. I'm sorry you wasted 2 minutes of your life. 

Becoming Proactive

Happy 420 to those who love to toke up! I'd just be a paranoid mess so I'll just wish the rest of you a happy high day! I bet many college kids and stoners drove up to Washington to celebrate legally! Here is hoping stores are fully stocked with snacks and that Taco Bell will have fast service!

I'm not really ok right now. I'm 100% freaking out (see, I freak out enough with out the bud). It may not seem like it but there is one thing I know that I do to feel like I have some control in my life. I clean and I organize. I've done all the dishes- no dancing involved- I've cleaned the bathroom, and my room and organized my clothing. Things will work out but right now I just want to try not to have a complete anxiety attack. I've kind of dug myself a hole with school but luckily it isn't very deep and I'm not totally screwed.

Stop being a Debbie Downer me! I am being proactive about my issue! I woke up early and got to the library as soon as it opened. Unfortunately I can't stay past 3 because I have to show my apartment to potential tenants. Maybe I'll continue my productivity by studying at the laundromat. Cleaning clothes and learning!

Here is my parents 'favorite' song that I truly enjoy. They think it's stupid.

 But I don't care, I LOVE IT!

A Good Ole Myspace Survey

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Does dropping a hockey puck on my foot, on an empty stomach, in a heated bathroom and holding my breath for a bit too long to get rid of the pain count. Then yes, I passed out in the bathroom in 6th grade. My mom was right there, do you remember that?

Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? Before! What crazy bitches would stand there and not let the water heat up first. That is like torture! I would never take showers if I couldn't let it warm up first! So thank the heavens that I let water warm up otherwise I'd be smelly!

Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yes I have! When someone suggested it I was like hell no! There is no way I'm doing that. Then after some liquid courage (many daquri's and shots) I was all down for stripping off my clothes to dip in the buff. At one in the morning I went skinny dipping in the ocean with my gal pals. It was fantastic. And there is something I thought I'd never do!

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed? Boxes upon boxes of PLAYGIRL! No, but there really are boxes and suitcases and things that I have to store somewhere. I bet you there is garbage, clothes and other random shit down there too. I will let you know when I move what is truly under my bed. I bet you there is going to be a freaking monster down there!

What movie is in your DVD player? The Godfather! I've never seen it. It's really long and I am having a hard time paying attention. It's a good movie so far. Just slow at points. I am going to have to look up Wikipedia to see some things that I probably missed. It was kind of a tragic story. Or at least that I what I got out of it.

If you had kids, what would you name them?  Yeah I don't like kids and I really don't foresee any in my future. But, I totally have a name for a boy. You all have to swear by the life of your entire family that you will never use this name and by reading this blog you have accepted to the agreed terms as to not name ANYTHING with this name. Therefore if you use this name I can sue the pants off of you! You ready Mom & Dad? Your non-existent Grandchild shall be named Felix. I just like that name and it is uncommon. My Name! MINE!

Do you enjoy giving hugs? It depends. I'm not a hugger. I particularly loathe hugging some people, like it literally makes my skin crawl to embrace particular people. If you would like an example of who this may be, that would be my poor brother. Whenever we visit, I give him a maximum of two hugs. One to say hello and one to say goodbye. My dad has a hilarious image of the visit in Arizona when he wanted a picture of the hug, but the hug maximum has already been given. I've got this sour puss look on my face and was forced into a hug. It is very possible that you reader may be one of those people. Odds are if I don't go for the hug, I don't want to hug you. I'm a hug snob. 

Do you have any nervous habits? I do have nervous habits. Quite a lot actually!  Being anxiety ridden and what not I have a few so if you see me do any of these I'm most likely nervous. I bite my nails, I used to do that all the time but now I usually only bite them if I am extremely stressed to the point of a melt down. However I occasionally nibble. Another habit I usually have is believe it or not, picking out my hair! It is a horrible habit. I personally hate it and if I realize I'm doing it I will stop immediately! I'll often pick at my nails or nail polish and twirl my hair. I'm sure there is other because I'm a goddamn Chihuahua!

What was the last thing you touched?  How about this goddamn keyboard you fucking smart ass. What am I supposed to say? Oh the last thing I touched was this beautiful work of art that I hung on my wall. Nope, that would be way too classy. By the way, the last thing I will have touched  at the end of this sentence is an exclamation point!

When is Killing Justified? When you are really hungry and someone knocks the food out of your hands on the floor. Does anyone else get this hulk like rage and just image smashing this persons head into a wall like 50 times and just pissing all over their corpse. Just me? Was that violent and disturbing  Moral of the story- Don't fuck with a skinny girls food. 

Do you read blogs?  I do not read blogs! I CREATE THEM! I AM THE GREAT CREATOR! All hail me! I'm the mother fucking queen bitches! You all are ahead of me, you are blog readers! I will make you all a certificate. And you better print it out and stick it on your fridge. 

Why do you do Myspace surveys?  Because! I used to do Myspace Surveys all the time. They are totally a thing of the past. However this Myspace survey is like a mixture of six because I had to only use the best answers I had. I couldn't leave you readers with boring yes/no answers. Plus I made you a damn certificate.

The Goldfish Coincidence

Oh boy, last night was fan-freaking-tastic. Last night was my friend Jayna's 21st birthday. These are the events that transpired.

Our bartender was the coolest guy ever. He gave me a quick tour of the bar. Which included running from one end to the other and gave us free drinks all night. Sang, danced and just partied with us when he wasn't taking care of other customers. He was the kind of bartender that you hugged at the end of the night because he just made your time awesome. The last time I hugged a bartender was in Ohio, he gave me free drinks all night and called me Oregon. I loved it!

So there was this goldfish race and my friend Jayna and I got to do it for free because my friend Kate paid for it. I personally found it inhumane to do it but it was free and there was a $100 prize at the end. The first round was my fish- Speedy Gonzolas against Jayna's fish-Dart. I was so sad we were against each other! But my fish was a great swimmer and won the first round YES! Kate's fish Lawrence Fishburne won her first round as well. However the next round Kate and I were pitted against each other and Speedy Gonzolas kicked ass! So I was in the 3rd round when I realized the key to my success in this competition. 

MY UNDERWEAR!

Now I had no idea about this event ahead of time. We just showed up for drinks and 21st birthday shit. My matching bra & panties were-wait for it- GOLDFISH! So there I was totally not sober showing the entire bar my underwear. Because I felt like it was so fantastic the whole world had to know. Now I wasn't just taking my shirt off and showing people. I just lifted up my arm in my tank top and gave them a peak at my themed underwear. Showing a bunch of dudes my underwear in a bar, I should of won right! Ha no. My next opponent who did not have goldfish underwear beat me, and ended up winning the whole thing. I was disappointed but I really shouldn't of been, I didn't buy a damn thing all night and still managed to get drunk. 

Well I did sing some Karaoke because it is my favorite drinking activity besides dancing and I rocked it, like usual. What can I say, I'm a Karaoke Star! 

Fast Forward to the morning...

I feel off, no headache, no nausea, but I'm shaking uncontrollably, hungry and tired. And I put on some clothes clean up my face and I head to class. I was sitting at a computer during lecture and I hear this person say to me...

"Hey, were you at the bar last night?" 

I look up and I'm just like yes, that was me. I actually did recognize him because my friend Kate pointed him out thinking he was a different friend of ours. I talked to my new bar friend for a bit (I don't think I showed him my underwear...) Nice guy and cute, so conversations will continue!

Little Miss Lazy Pants

I need a kick in the pants! I skipped my class again today to get stuff done and here I am in bed watching Dexter's Laboratory. That isn't going to help me graduate from college any sooner. I need to study, turn in the form for graduation announcements and eat some food! I found some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups on the floor near my bed. Yeah I ate those... THEY WERE STILL WRAPPED!

I finally made it out of my apartment about two hours later and went to the Grad Fair which was confusing as fuck and I spent over $100 in 20 minutes. So I can wear a cap and gown and send people announcements! There were lines everywhere and it pretty much was every man women and child for themselves (Child being if there was some child prodigy there... I didn't see one).  I finally made it to the library where I am now completely in attempting to study mode. Not study mode. Attempting to study! I've been getting things done here and there but then Pandora is on (My Film Scores Radio so I don't get distracted and start singing. Currently Lord of the Rings is playing) and Facebook magically opens (where nothing new is ever happening) and the blog needs to be written! I should probably watch the Lord of the Rings, it's been a while. I doubt I'll have the same reaction as Star Wars but I'll have fun with it.

A friend has her 21st birthday tonight and I'm the only one she knows over 21 so we are hitting the bars tonight whether I can afford to or not. I will personally not be drinking tons. It isn't my day to get wasted. It is my day to sit back and watch the shit show. And maybe play some life size Jenga. That may not actually occur, it could be a simple rumor. But we will attempt to hit up the bar that offers this fantastic event! I'm trying to stay at the library until 6 so that I can get more done. However it is just reading and you all know how I loathe the reading. I'd rather listen to a lecture. A boring stupid lecture.

I need to stop being such a grumpy butt. Maybe if the sun would ever return to the land of rain... All I want to do is put on a dress and some wedges and show my legs the sun again! However right now they are a furry mess, which means it is a waxing time! I hate it but I love it so much. Because I hate taking the time to actually shave.  What can I say! I'm Lazy!

My Life is Exciting

Well I'm exhausted and I've done jack skit still. Why is school so hard this term? I spent some part of today trying to find a dress to wear to a wedding. Now this wedding I will most likely see people from high school so I want to make sure I look beyond fantastic.  And the only dress I want to wear is so not appropriate for a wedding. A skin tight dress would just feel a little skanky, maybe I'll wear that dress at the bars!

Gosh. I have nothing interesting to say. I need to trim my nails. My life is exciting. Seriously. How do you stay away from this blog. I'm so fascinating.

The Great Nipple Debacle

Hey there friends and family. I feel like I've really embarrassed my self this week. Well, I mean I showed my true colors this week! I had fun being completely dorky. I'm having fun and that is all that matters. I have a rough week ahead of me. Sometimes procrastination is needed to really get a reality check. And then realizing how much you just completely fucked yourself over. Wow me, way to be a factory rejected dildo (my favorite insult from the 30 Rock finale). I have hours of reading ahead of me assignments due and midterms to study for. I'm flipping myself the bird. But unlike before I feel like I can actually accomplish these tasks now in a timely manner. Sometimes we all need a reality check, yes I'm sick of school but I'm not going to graduate any sooner if I fail my classes.

So I took a picture with my phone today  and I went back to the album to look at it. To my surprise there were like 20 pictures there that I had never seen before. And am not quite sure what it is. I feel it partially may just be my butt taking photos. However, it also looks like someone took like 20 pictures of their nipple. Now I'm positive this isn't mine because I have better things to do that take nipple pictures  and if I were to take a nip picture I'd be sure to make it more artistic. Plus why would I post my nipple for you all to see?!  I am still just trying to think. If it is in fact a nipple, who was the culprit that would steal my phone and take a million nipple pictures? I have a suspect in mind, but the water to this case might not hold. It may not even be a nipple. I'll leave it up to you to decide. This is the biggest who did it case of the century!

I found this and I belong in this support group. 

It took me a minute to figure out if it said

UNITE not UNTIE

I know I've briefly mentioned my dyslexia before but these words suck.

unite, untie, brain, brian, piece, field

Basically any word where an 'I' is next to a vowel. 'I's are tricky mother fuckers