My Finals Countdown

TUESDAY! Is going to last FOREVER.

 I have 3 final things to do. Unfortunately the last thing won't occur until like 9...

Well two things down, one to go. I'm pretty sure I bombed my evolution final. GO ME. My presentation final was easy and now I am waiting for a friend to get off work and take the last final online. All I want to do is dance.

What's that? I'm a idiotic goofball? Yeah... I am. 

But it really is the FINAL COUNTDOWN!

NAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAHHHHH

Another Finals Week!

Finals Week has begun. I have a final Tuesday at 9:30 am, a Presentation final at noon and an online final after that. Then I'm done for two weeks before class starts! I also get to see my family, walk at commencement and drink my liver away.

Finals are a making me stressed. I might not get a great grade in evolution, but that is my fault, I didn't exactly go to class the last 3 weeks so I'll take what I can get.

See I didn't prepare today's blog early. Therefore today I am tired and I have nothing to say.

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My Ego is Getting Big

I had an ego boosting moment this last week...Actually, come to think of it I've had an ego boosting week. And it hasn't made my head all big and what not. It has just made me feel like I've had a fantastic last few days.

So some of you may know this. But I've never thought of myself of that attractive of a person. I don't know why, some weird insecurity things. I guess the person I see in the mirror isn't the person everyone else sees. I see acne. I see moles. I see teeth that aren't perfect. Sometimes I see a way to skinny person in the mirror and other time I see someone who I believe needs to lose weight. My body image isn't exactly positive but it isn't negative either. There are days when I see my kick ass body and I'm like FUCK yeah. You look tight! Just sometimes the negatives stand out more than the positive. I'm human what can I say.

It has come to my attention- and I'm not meaning this in a I'm full of myself way- that I am in fact a 'slammin hottie' (not my words). I got a lot of male attention this last week and I will not deny the fact that I loved it. Last night I went to the bars and 3 guys told me they liked my shorts. I have a sneaking suspicion it wasn't my shorts they liked... I went to the bar last Thursday and this guy asked me if I was single and then proceeded to literally jumped out of his chair and celebrate by yelling 'YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS' when I told him I was. I've never had anyone celebrate the fact that I am of singleness.

Other events occurred, but what can I say, when it rains it pours. Is it just the confidence I am exuding from all this male attention. My head isn't getting big about it. I just shocked the majority of the time that people are hitting on me. Maybe it is a good thing I don't know what my full potential is. I could be walking around thinking I was the hottest thing treating people like shit. Does that make me the down to earth girl next door type?

 I try to be more confident in my appearance but it can be challenging. I'm more confident about who I am inside over my exterior. Which I would like to think is a fantastic trait.

I LOVE THIS SONG. All these BLURRED LINES!

Are you Smarter than a Californian?

Ok, I'm not meaning to offend Californians by saying they are stupid. I'm just saying are you smarter than these Californians.

I was watching this youtube series of this guy asking questions about England and Canada. It is days like this where I am glad I am of higher education. I may not know all of the details of these countries, but I obviously know more than the majority of the Californians this guy interviewed. This guy is funny but he is kind of a tool so if you choose to watch the video clips be prepared to either be insulted or laugh. Or both!

On England

1. Who is the Queen of England?
2. Where is England?
3. What is the currency in England?
4. What color is the flag in England?
5. What bands have come out of England?

To be fair I didn't know who the current prime minister is, the only names I could think of was Tony Blair. Nor did I know the currency rate.But I did know significantly more questions than the native Californians. Dumb Californians on England

On Canada

1. What color is the Canadian flag and what is on it?
2. What is the currency in Canada?
3. What countries border Canada?
4. What languages are spoken in Canada
5. What is a Mountie?

I didn't know how many territories there are in Canada but I still outsmart all of these people!

Dumb Californians on Canada

On America

1. Who are the faces on Mount Rushmore?
2. Who was the first president of the United States?
3. Who was the second president of the United States?
4. What year did 9/11 happen?
5. Capitol of New York
6. Capitol of California
7. Who Won the Civil war?
8. Where is the mid-west?
9. Who is the Vice President?

If you know these you are smarter than these people. Dumb Californians on America. 

Let this be a lesson to those still in school. PAY ATTENTION! Because you could look like a dumb ass. 

Beware of Bieber Fever

If I were a scientist that studied new flu symptoms and I discovered a brand new string of infectious influenza I would have the perfect name ever. I probably just described something that doesn't make any sense but I hope you know what I mean.  

Anyways, I will name it 

Bieber Fever

Now what I hope for is that the term Bieber Fever will change. I mean the term faggot means a bundle of sticks that is primarily used for fuel, but now it is a derogatory remark towards homosexuals...how does that make sense? Now i'm not meaning for Bieber Fever to change into a derogatory remark, I'm just stating that the definition of it will change. 

Basically Bieber Fever will stop being associated with the tool of a pop star ans strike fear into the hearts of families across the nation causing mass moralities and world wide panic. 

The individual that contracts this strand of the flu will immediately have a fever followed by extreme vomiting and defecation as well as intense nosebleeds. Extreme headaches, coughing. Pretty much flu symptoms exacerbated and with the chance of death. And for shits and giggles when people get tested for it if a Justin Bieber song plays that means you are infected and you might die. 

It also means you probably will lose your shirt and give you delusions of entitlement.

So far there is only one thing to alleviate Bieber fever. 

 I know I'm not the first one to come up with this concept. I just hope there are scientists out there who have a grand sense of humor and names a deadly something after the tool of a pop star. 

Like I said I'm getting ahead of myself. Wrote this a few days ago because I thought it would be humorous. I also wrote tomorrows blog yesterday! I'm just plugging out these blogs! However I am blanking on the actual important paper I have to write. Oh well as long as you all enjoy this crap I will keep writing it!

My Embarrassing Story

You ever just have one of those moment where you just pile you face into your hands and can't believe what just happened to you. Well yesterday was one of those days for me. It wasn't horrifically embarrassing because I don't think anyone saw. But I laughed my ass of when I was trying to tell my friend about the whole ordeal.

So even though I had a large lunch at home I got very hungry I became Hobbit like and decided I needed a second lunch. (In this case I am assuming Hobbits are like small rodents or birds, they continuously need to eat to survive. I mean there are some but there aren't really any fat hobbits. Science Bitches.) So I ordered myself and unhealthy lunch with a soda and I sat down and waited for my warm lunch to be ready. It was a long wait. Just me sitting there people watching/being caught people watching. I then get thirsty and I am like...

 'Oh let me take a lovely sip of my soda here'

This shouldn't have been a challenge...

While I was preparing to take a nice tasty sip, a big ole blob of soda splashed all over me. Now it wasn't like this blob of soda splashed on my foot or my shirt. No, it was worse than that. It splashed right where people could safely assume I was this college student that had just wet herself and was roaming around campus. I just kind of sat there thinking- oh god, oh god, oh god- I cleaned up what I could with napkins but there was no way I was going to stand up and try drying the soda spot from my crotch. So I sat there hoping that when I stood up that it wouldn't be noticeable. Thankfully it wasn't however, I had to then walk around with soda soaked short shorts. Super Comfortable. 

Also, a bird pooped on me. Best Day Ever. 

I must of done something seriously wrong to justify this karma bitch slap. 

I'm currently a day ahead of my blogs so these events actually occured yesterday. I already also have tomorrows written. When ideas come to me I can't just waste them and leave you with a 'I don't feel like it' blog.

Fluffy Cow!

I WANT THIS COW! IT'S SO FLUFFY! 

This farm apparently has fluffy cows galore. Fluffy Cows look like they are wearing pants! FLUFFY PANTS! Don't you just want to hug the damn thing?! I bet it isn't as soft as it looks. I'm just imagining like the softest fluff in the entire world. I thought I found this special thing in the depth of the internet. A few hours after I found it it was on Yahoo and MSN. DAMN YOU INTERWEBS! I found this fluff ball before you...I just posted it later.

My to do list is getting shorter. But, my stress level is still ridiculously high. I'm not doing a very good job at working out.  Or eating. Or sleeping... I must be stressed. That only means complete insanity. However when I usually write these blogs its at the end of the day so the only thing It can think of is I'm so god damn tired. And I end up just zoning out at some random object.

I think I will actually go to Evolution today. I haven't been to class in a good two weeks. I just don't care about that class and I never pay attention. But I feel like I should go to class the last week of school. I already missed Monday. I should probably go today. What time is my class again? What is this class about again? This is the first time I've just stopped going to class. Super Senioritis is a bitch folks. Hopefully this lazy decision won't screw me over. I can't wait to get that college degree!