Coolest Observation of the Day!

My laptop has been overheating a lot. Not just on my bed, but on a flat desk surface. Its like since the temperature has raised the computer can't handle the heat. And I thought I was a whiny little bitch about the heat. But no, my laptop is the worst.

I did some grilling today! It was awesome! I love grilling! The only reason why it sucked was because I was really hungry and it wouldn't cook fast enough. This meal was complete with baked beans and corn on the cob. Summer is almost here!

I spend about four hours every Tuesday at a wildlife refuge observing the number of birds of prey within the area. Mostly we see Turkey Vultures, Red Tail Hawks and Northern Harriers. Well today during one of our observations I heard this rustling, I look over and these two coyotes are running through the field and into the  forest. COOLEST THING EVER!

I have lots of work to do this week and I need to get on top of that shit!

Wish me Luck! 

Sorry these are kind of lame lately. I just have no good stories. Right now. 

Coyotes are the only thing that was awesome that happened today. 

BBQ Weather

I need to go buy food. There is nothing here in my apartment. However, I've been spending money like a fool and I'm already low on funds for the month. Yay my poor decisions  I go through these skinflint times and these times where I might as well be a rich housewife from the Hamptons! Maybe its because I've been feeling very girly lately. New dresses, heels and jewelry it transforms me into a wealthy lady. Which obviously is not the case. I need to become a gold digger.

I'm jones'n for grilled chicken. I may need to break out the BBQ so I can get some finger lickin' goodness in my life. I can almost taste the BBQ sauce. Yummy Yummy goodness. I should of gotten up to workout today. I ran two miles yesterday and did abs, so I figure my body needs a break. But, now I won't work out until Wednesday. Hmm..Maybe I'll hit the gym later in the afternoon or maybe I'll just eat chicken. IT SOUNDS SO DELICIOUS!

My brain is completely focused on food. I think I will go to the store tonight. No more eating out for me! I hope! I need a man with money or maybe a relative needs to die or I could win the lottery or I could rob a bank. Money is stupid...

Most Expensive Piece of Paper in the World

I'm so tired today. 

If I didn't have things to do, today would be one of those days where I NEVER got out of bed.  

Unfortunately I have responsibilities. There is this thing I'm working towards called a degree. From what I hear it is a really expensive piece of paper that gets you money. When I do receive my degree I plan on hanging it with a selling price for $30,000. Most expensive piece of paper I will ever own.

I'm getting jack shit done at the library. It's like I'm being beckoned by stronger forces. I'm very jittery. It could be this large soda I consumed. Maybe I should go for a run, get some of this crap out. I decided I need some work out tanks. All of my work out shirts are these thick cotton that is fine in the cooler weather but its like a damn sauna in the summer! Maybe I'll convert them into tanks.

My tattoo is itching like crazy and its all beautiful and scabby. Can't wait for it to heal. When I show people my new body art the first thing I say is- my mom an I have matching tattoos- and then I state how I am never getting another because it hurt so bad. The only thing I might do is I get a free touch up within a year. I may do that just because its free. Lets just say I will probably wait til that year is almost up before going back in to torture my body.

Dang, I've been at the library for the past two hours and I really haven't gotten much done. I need a focus coach. Someone to bitch slap me whenever I lose focus like when I scribe a new blog. There would be no payment. Just the pure enjoyment of getting to slap me. However I cannot promise I will not charge you with assault or that I won't hate your slimy guts after the fact and insult you. My personal favorite 30 Rock insult which I may have brought up already is calling someone a- factory rejected dildo.

Happy Cinco De Mayo. I would drink if I didn't already kill my liver on Friday night!

Responding to The 'Single' Question.

Betcha you all thought I wasn't going to get to a blog today. Well BAM 11:09 starting it. Still before midnight. GO ME!

I was hungover today. Very hungover. Nausea, headache, and a morning vomit session. I can pinpoint the exact point of the night where I should of been like- No just stop drinking. This group of guys bought shots and said take two whiskey shots before taking a chaser. I should of said no OR only one. I did both. MISTAKE! I was walking like a drunken fool. I did not drink anymore after that but it didn't matter I was drunk. So this morning I went and viewed that apartment and it is PERFECT! Very excited to move in and have kitty cat roommates!

Today was my friend Lindsay's wedding. I had to drive two hours to go and see it. And when I arrived at the location, it turns out there was a renaissance fair right next to it. My first two thoughts were:

1. Why is this guy dressed like a pirate (this was before I knew about the fair)
2. Did they go with this weird themed wedding that I wasn't aware of?

The bride looked beautiful, it was a small wedding. Half of the guests were the Grooms enormous family. I wanted to have a good time but I kept dwelling on how much I loathed weddings. How did I get to this cynical point in my life? I should be happy about my friends making this big step, but instead I groan and want to slit my wrists. Maybe its fear, jealously, loneliness or the fact that being a single girl at a wedding sucks.

Where is your boyfriend? How are you single? Don't worry you'll find someone!  

Ok, so I didn't get asked these questions at this wedding but still, those questions occur more often than I like. I need to create automatic answers for these types of questions.

•  I am a raging lesbian and I can't marry in this state.
• Marriage is punishment for shopping in some countries.
• My boyfriend would be here but I have to stay 50 feet away from him at all times because of this silly restraining order thing. 
• Getting married would be bad for my prostitution business, I can't focus on my clients if I have a man. 
• Break in to tears and cause a commotion. 
• Reveal feelings for the Groom/Bride and state that I came here to stop the wedding
• The Scientology leaders say that I can't marry until Tom Cruise marries again. 
• Pretend a random guest is your lover. Preferably someone who is really married. 
• Lie, tell them you are in a happy relationship and drink away the sadness.

I'm not over dramatic. Not at all!

May the Fourth Be With You, Always. 

Senior Pictures

After an ugly summer housing debacle I may have found a place to live. I won't know til Saturday, but it sounds perfect. Only $300 a month including utilities and I would get to care for two kitties. I'm really pumped but I do not know what this complex looks like.

I went and got pictures taken by my friend Jayna today to send out with my graduation announcements. From what I see they turned out great, but I still have to wait a few weeks to get them! So grateful I know the right people! I really want to go out tonight but everyone bailed on me...which makes me revert to that no friend feeling.

Anyways, I don't really have much to say, its Friday and I'm going to enjoy my weekend!

Get Drunk

I've seen about 9 episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. For some reason I keep clicking next on Netflix and I don't know why. It's such a corny show. I have a few issues with the show.

1. So many students die by murder in the show that they probably should hire a some campus police. And who would want their child going to this school?! A student dies every episode and teachers die all the time. 
2. How many people have seen Buffy take on weird shit? TONS and yet they still go on with their lives like nothing weird happened. And the fact that she lets vampire slayer slip on more than one occasion would either make me thing she's crazy or connect the weird dots. How does the whole town not know yet?
3. I've seen David Boreanaz before and wasn't very impressed attractive yes, but nothing to sneeze at. But damn! Angel is FINE! I think it is the bad boy attitude, the mystery, the youth, the smolder, and let me reiterate the bad boy. Ok, so that really isn't an issue. I just would like to point that out. Plus the Leather Jacket... mmmmmhhhhhhmmmm. Yum.

I feel a bit better than yesterday. Sorry I word vomited my problems all over you. I went pottery painting yesterday and painted myself a classy beer stein that I painted 'GET DRUNK' on. It felt a little awkward when children and their parents came in. I'm not really an alcoholic I swear, but lets be honest, if I'm drinking out of it that is what I'm going to do! When I get it back I'll take a picture of my classy drinking stein. 

My tattoo itches, and I can't scratch it. I told my mom that there is this annoying itching on my ankle that is reminding me of her. So far this matching tattoo has done nothing but cause pain and annoyance. All I can do is wait for the healing process to complete. Then I can RULE THE WORLD! BUAHHAHAHAHAHA. 

Tonight is Boneless Thursday. Buffalo Wild Wings had boneless chicken wings for 65 cents and I LOVE IT. I go every week. Maybe not the best financial decision but I enjoy spending time with friends who actually make time for me. 

It's a sunny day. Should it be a dress day? I'm not really sure. I want to wear this certain top but it feels a little skanky. It covers my belly button so it could be sluttier maybe. Eh, I got the body, might as well show it off. 

Couples Make Me Sick

Guess who is in a Debbie Downer mood. This week has kind of gone downhill for me.

 It started off great, but now I'm feeling cold, withdrawn, and negative. 

1. This weekend my best friend from high school is getting married. Under normal circumstances I would be happy for a best friend. We are no longer best friends. Never getting a return phone call or message and being forgotten about has made me feel very cynical about going to wish these two a happy marriage. No.

2. My other best friend from middle school (whom I am no longer best friends with) invited me to her wedding... I'll go, but I won't be happy about it. 

3. My current best friend has ditched me on multiple occasions for her boyfriend who I just don't like.  And unfortunately I do not believe we are best friends any more. 

People in relationships make me sick. 

If another one of my friends becomes a couple, gets engaged, married or pregnant I think I'm going to vomit. I guess I've been feeling abandoned lately, an insignificant part to anyone else's life. Like their lives would still be the same if I just disappeared. This is the moment where if I were in film life would go all It's a Wonderful Life on my ass. Well, as far as I can surmise I know people would miss me. Days like this I wish someone would throw me a surprise party with all my friends there, just to show me how cared for I am. Alas, my daydreams (which I have many of) are usually better than my actual life. What can I say, I'm a dreamer. 

Well at least I know my mom loves me, I have permanent body art to prove it.

 I think that if I didn't mention that she'd kill me.