Sunday, October 7, 2012

The Great October Writing Rut!

I guess not much has been going on here in my life. Even less than usual. I must be in a blog writing rut. Today I studied, finished off a pan of brownies, watched Boomerang and Heathers, which by the way is a super dark sick movie. I apologize for the rut. Maybe there will be more to offer tomorrow.

Click Here to do something to keep you occupied during the great October writing drought.


Saturday, October 6, 2012

Beavers Win!

This is going to be a short blog. A boring short blog.

Beavers won. I have a headache. Basic Instinct is a soft porn movie. Team America World Police is a really dumb movie. But because it is ridiculous, it is amazing.

That is all I have to say.

Here is a funny Whose Line is it Anyways Clip.


Friday, October 5, 2012

My Ridiculous Advice

I have a confession. After I wrote my soda addiction blog, I had not one but two cans of soda. Rachel and I have been trying to get rid of them so that we can begin our soda free lives.

I'm going to start an Advice Section- well if any one actually asks for my advice.


My first person to not ask for my advice is Vet School Blues:
"I am unable to get into Vet School and I can't get a job. I don't know what to do with my life, what should I do?"
Well Vet School Blues I suggest you not worry. To solve the Vet School issue keep applying until they accept you, persistence can be annoying. Even if you become a Vet at 45 years old, you will still reach your goal. My mom became a teacher in her 40's.  I suggest you follow her path. GO MAKE BABIES! Turn the oven to pre-heat darling! Your biological clock is ticking woman! You may think well I need at least a boyfriend for this. WRONG! Wrong Wrong Wrong! You don't even need a man! Two words: SPERM BANK! Bam, problem solved! I am great!

You may be wondering how I knew Vet School Blues was a girl. This is because I may have made an actual conversation a part of this advice section. If you would like advice please feel free to ask me. I will take every question as serious as possible. Oh an mom thank you for being an exaggerated example!

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Soda Addiction

I sort of have an addiction. Many of you who know me, know what I'm going to tell you. 
I'm not addicted to drugs, not addicted to alcohol, but it is still an unhealthy addiction none the less. 
I'm talking about soda. That shit is crack cocaine. 

How many of you remember the soda addiction fiasco of 2003? I do! Long story short I used to drink 44+oz of soda a day and burned a hole in my stomach lining. Since then I usually limit my intake but being in college and needing caffeine to stay awake has caused some bad habits. 

Lately whenever I drink soda. Even just a little bit it gives me a stomach ache and makes me feel ill. I still keep drinking it because lets be honest I love that shit.  I can't keep drinking it though. My stomach just can't handle it anymore. I need to quit. This isn't worth it. Its going to be hard I really adore the stuff. 

It is a little difficult when we have soda in the apartment. My plan is to drink it all and be miserable...
Sounds like a smoker saying I'm going to quit smoking after this pack
Sounds like a fat person saying I'll go on a diet after I eat all my bad food
Sounds like lazy person saying they'll exercise after they finish all 25 seasons of the Simpsons.

Super cute thing here. 

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Is a Blackout Racist?

Wednesday felt a lot shorter than Tuesday. Thank goodness

So there is this Drama going around OSU. Keep in mind our colors are Orange Black and White.

This Saturday there was supposed to be a Blackout at the OSU football game. A blackout is wearing black OSU gear to the football game. But apparently many students consider this to be racist. My opinion in this matter is that it is not racist. The point is to support our athletic team and all be joined in school spirit. It is a color, a school color.  It only becomes racist if you wear it to be in that nature. So if I wear black, is it considered racially insensitive? If I wear orange, is it insensitive to those overly tan people? Does white offend me? No. A color is a color. If black really is so racist then why is that solid color sold at the bookstore.

I suppose there would be the few people who would attempt 'black face' or purposefully making it racist. But why should a few bad eggs change the rules.

Maybe some people being overly sensitive. Or maybe I'm racially insensitive. If you are curious about this issue here is an article. Officials abandon 'Wear Black' Campaign

But now the question is what should I wear to the OSU game. Orange or Black?

Let me know what you think. Am I being racially insensitive? There is a poll on the right. So you can give me your two cents. Or you can write me a pretty comment down below.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Forever Tuesday

Oh buddy, today was a long Tuesday.

7am came bright and early. And it took forever for my class to be over.

In my Systematics of Birds class. We went for a FOUR HOUR BIRD WATCH WALK! We walked 2.5 miles out and 2.5 miles back at a gruelingly slow pace.  BIRD wait 10 min. ANOTHER BIRD wait 10 min. It was fun for the first mile but walking at a rate that a old person could pass you is sooo boring.

After the 5 mile walk I was really tired. My legs hurt. I then sadly had to go to my next class. Which all I wanted to do is sit down. My next class is Cardio Combo and I felt exhausted. I hardly made it through the class. Sweated my ass off.

I then ate lunch and attempted to study, and may have started falling asleep. So I got a soda. Drank it and went to my next class. And almost fell asleep. May have bobbed my head a couple times. And didn't really pay attention very well. Same thing is Genetics.

I just was super tired today. I'm going to take a shower now because I smell pretty bad.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Drag-ulous Darling!

Happy October Bitches!

I don't feel very good. Let me give you a hint...


Was that too much information? Well I think I also don't feel very good  for other reasons either. I kind of feel like throwing up. Little nauseous.


I have a new favorite Obsession. RuPaul Drag Race. It is a wonderful mix of America's Next Top Model, Project Runway with a dash of FABULOUS Drag Queens. It is more fun than watching either of those shows because these ladies have fun, are sassy and humorous. RuPaul is so Beautiful! My favorite contestants so far has been. Jujubee, Raven, Pandora Boxx, Shangela and Minilla Luzon. I know those names mean nothing to you. Google them if you like see how amazing those Queens are.
RuPaul
Today was very unproductive. I have felt not very good all day so I called it a me day and relaxed all day. I got a Football ticket for Saturdays game. We got our tickets at 10:50 and apparently they ran out at 11:00. Seemed to have a good stack when we got there but yay! Lucky us!