Disney Dreams

Currently I am on my weekend at home. Feeling that not hungover, but I drank last night feeling.
 I wonder how much rum Joe put in my daiquiri...

This weekend I must:
1. Hang out with the brother who demands to be high fived all the time- Sorry bro, I've already hugged you twice what more do you want?!
2. Write a resume and a five page paper for my internship credit due the 31st!
3. Organize my family for family photos-last time was a miserable experience so I hope everyone will just be enjoyable this time.

I need to catch up on sleep. Or I need to eat. Not really sure.

I'm a little disappointed. I still don't have a new music player or a cord to connect to my car. Not only that. I highly doubt I will be able to go to Disneyland after my internship like I planned. Getting paid in experience is a currency that Disney probably won't accept.

So I guess it is time for another fundraiser!


If any kind person could donate $220 so that I could be happy for a small portion of my life.

Another nice donation will be a music player and a car transmitter so the road trip (If I do get to go) won't be so long and boring.

If not I will just sit at home for the last week of my vacation playing on the internet and what not... sounds like fun.

Best. Movie. Ever.

Thanks to a fellow intern I found a new movie that I LOVE! The interesting thing is when I first watched this movie years ago (2004) I didn't enjoy it. This time around I found myself just loving every minute of it.

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE!

WHOOOOOOOOO
LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEAAAA?

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

I hope you guys know by now that I LOVE me some cartoon porifera fun. Judge away people. At least I don't swoon at some shit-tastic Nicolas Sparks novel-turned-movie. That shit cray! 

Sorry I have been an absentee blogger. Internet is hard to come by-like diamonds- and I just haven't been in a writing mood. I suppose everything good I have to say I say out loud to all the people I live with. 

I am exhausted I've had to work at 6:30 am for the last two days and today didn't go very smoothly. Counting animals is hard especially when they hide :(

Rough day that's all. 

Shut up!

So internet is no longer availble at the barn. Now I am at safeway with one of the interns and here is the thing. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING. I stopped even pretending to listen like a half hour ago. I'm seriously not even listening. She looks over and I smile but I 100% am not even paying attention. Alas, some people need to take some SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 I am being visited by Rachel tomorrow :) YAY! Very excited! I don't fee like writing much else I just wanted to bitch at someone!

Communal Living Rocks!

My heart is dented. Just a little.

The fair is in town this week and my best friends and the intern barn are not around. One is gone and the other two work. How am I supposed to be social if my network is gone?! I think these people are the reason why I haven't gone home. I live with so many great people. Sometimes communal living is the bomb. Only if you are living with great people, which I am. Like I said above.

I helped with Giraffe training today. It was pretty cool. I normally am not allowed to do that stuff but I liked being apart of it. Good learning experience when I am included. I also was freakishly dirty after work. It was 100 degrees and the outer layer of my skin was literally dirt. I also fell down today. My shoulder is going to be badly bruised because I fell and hit part of a fence. I'm lucky my skin didn't fucking rip apart. 

I'm just sitting here at the barn watching Chicken Run. I'm that cool guys. 

Tomorrow is my Friday BITCHES! I'm going to celebrate, by...well I'm not sure yet.

But it is going to ROCK!

Legally I can't tell you...

Zebras are assholes. Well known fact at Safari. 

Just thought I'd let you guys know. 

I can't legally tell you guys why.

I'm feeling a little low today. 

I can't legally tell you why but it might have to do with the lack of alcohol in my system. 

Doesn't make sense? It isn't supposed to. 

But in all honesty I'm a little sad, legally I could tell you why but I won't. Nor do I want to clue you in as to why because if you read between the lines it is super obvious. However if you try reading between the lines literally it will probably make even less sense. 

Well I'm sitting here alone because I do not want to play a game of Kings Cup. I'm not a fan of drinking games. Because getting drunk is never my goal. It usually is like Oh, I'm drunk, YAY! Playing drinking games is like planning to be drunk. I'm more spontaneous than that. However speaking of how I never plan to get drunk. I officially have a date on the calender that says August 13th, Victoria gets Shit Faced.

Yeah, Planning to get drunk. 

INTERN OLYMPICS!

One thing that super bugs me about t.v. shows an movies is the way families refer to one another.
For example the way EVERY SINGLE FATHER calls their boy(s) son. What the hell?! You do not see fathers calling their girls daughter. No mother call their boy(s) son. Does the names Timmy, Jimmy and Tommy not suffice? Are we as the audience confused as to what relation these people have. Because having a child say dad is normal. Weird though. My parents names are mom and dad not Vic & Julie.

So last night we had Intern Olympics! Basically the staff members drink beer and are entertained by the interns and the events of the different departments of the Safari: Ungulates, Carnivores, Cheetahs, Elephants, Village, Education, and Veterinary. My team, Ungucation (Ungulates+Education) we won the following events. Ungulates- Counting animals in a swirling pool. Education- Trivia questions about the park. And Veterinary- finding a 'hiding animal' and catching her (some one hid in village and we raced to find her and when she was found we had to catch her with a net). Winning events gave us candy. Overall my team tied for the silver medal and I earned a $10 McDonalds gift card.