Game Boy Colors are Still Cool!

Prepare for a Nerdy Blog Day!

Since I went on vacation I brought my best entertainment system with me.

What?! Did we just go back in time?! 

I was toting this around the airport like a boss so proud of my lack of technology 

 One guy on the airplane even said "Game Boy Color huh?" 

YOU KNOW IT BITCH!

This here is my pride and joy. The way I figure I've had it for about 16 years...This just truly shows how much my family resents changes in technology. But while on vacation Nathaniel took us to this super cool store that had old gaming systems. While I was there I purchased two Game Boy Color Games. Donkey Kong Country 3 and Yoda Stories. I was so excited. I haven't had a new Game Boy Color game in years! Now I'm going to send my Pokemon Gold to that place so it can be fixed.  So excited to play it again!

Anyways I've been playing some Pokemon Yellow and I spent half the day yesterday pumping up my team to be extremely awesome. I'm still far from that goal. I've put 13 hours into the game, and I expect to place many more into it. (I've put many more hours into that game but when the power went out I decided it would be best to restart the game.)

Alas I feel super cool carrying it around. Youngins wonder what is that brick I am holding older people think I'm fucking awesome and old old people just assume its some sort of something that young kids have. 

According to Disney

So lazy today! I gotta pack for school. Heading back tomorrow. 

My cat is going to be so sad because I am the only one that truly loves her.

Since today is short I figured I'd give you this According to Disney

Damn. Lots of Prince Charmings hang out in the woods. 

That is reason one why I am single...according to Disney of course!

My Arizona Vacation

Guess who's back. Back again. Shady's back tell a friend.

Well, it isn't Eminem, just me. Which should make you all practically shit your pants with excitement! Was that weird? Probably... Anyways I'm back from vacation and I had a splendid time! The sun was out my skin got tan so now I look like a normal person instead of that shiny bright light that blinds people in the sun. We got to do so many fun things.

The first day we went to the Botanical Gardens in which I spent most of the day photographing animals that I found in the bushes. Because I like things with a heartbeat.  

Then we went to the Phoenix Coyotes Hockey game and they played against the Detroit Red Wings

The Phoenix Zoo was my favorite place to be!

The Cleveland Indians vs. The White Sox was an awesome Spring Training Event!

We also got to go onto Luke Air Force Base and see kinda what Nathaniel does for work. It was loud! And somehow we got to stand right next to the planes taking off and it was a very cool experience. We also dined at Cooperstown. For those of you who don't know that is Alice Cooper's Restaurant. It had the best Bacon Cheese Burger I've ever had! YUM!

I also got to hang out with my good friend Josh! 

Obviously this is not my friend Josh, I did not get any photos of him but, 

I decided that he looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo! 

I suggest this next Halloween you invest in this Josh! 

It was sunny and so great to be there. I don't think I could survive in Summer when it reaches its peak in temperature but man March was a FANTASTIC time to visit!

 It was good to see you Nathaniel!

Whatever...

Well, no one applied for that position so there will be no blogs for a while. Nor have I been in a particularly great mood lately, haven't really been myself. This will be the last blog till whenever I decide to return.

 Whatever. I'll just watch some more parks and rec. 

Done with Finals

Home Sweet Home. 

Though it may be Spring Break, it is rainy, cold and super miserable.

 Hopefully Arizona will be so much nicer!

I apologize about having not much to say. Finals really takes it out of me. All I want to do is sleep and eat and I think I'm going to start playing the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I've never actually played it except for riding that fantastic horse of Links! Gotta love Epona!

That was a little nerdy...

Too Much Alcohol

So hungover...

St. Patrick's Day Celebration

I'M DONE FOR THE TERM! TWO WEEKS OF SPRING BREAK! WOOOO!

I do not have the best sentence structure or spellings. My mind is mush. I'm going to go get ready for drinking. I've never spent St. Patty's day as a participating college student due to finals. 

Happy St. Patty's Day People! Go Get WASTED! 

Unless you are underage. Drinking is not a responsible or respectable thing. Don't Do It. 

Adults...GET WASTED!

Even my blog is green so it doesn't get pinched!

My Surprise Visitor

I had the most shocking morning! Not shocking like a chain of people electrocuting themselves. Like an incredibly happy surprise.

I was getting ready to go to the library this morning and Hana was graciously giving me a ride since she was going to the laudromat. I was putting things in my bag and Hana was running in and out of our apartment since she is moving out and getting laundry together. This particular time I was at my backpack making sure I had everything together. Hana walks out the door and comes back in, hands me a bag of cookies and I'm just thinking where the fuck did you get cookies? She pointed out the door and to my surprise...

  My high school teacher was standing at the door. She brought me cookies for finals week.

Yeah...you read that right. My teacher from high school stopped by and personally delivered me cookies. I was completely speechless. She said she was in the area and wanted to deliver me cookies. I gave her a big hug and couldn't thank her enough. Its people like this that make life just awesome.

DAY MADE

Thank you for making me smile! I needed it. 

A 'Shocking' Good Time

Well today was a better day however I still don't feel like writing much. I've got a 30 page paper we've been writing as a group. Obviously creating stories isn't really my idea of fun right now. Maybe I should take a whole week of from blogs.

Here is a science related video. Its a shocking good time. People are silly.

Crappy Morning

Oh boy. Shit hit the fan. I went over the brink. I burst into tears this morning in front of a professor. Yeah, it was a horrible morning. I'm not going to go much into it. But basically a group project had a communication error and it was a horrible experience. I feel like no one cared about my work and didn't trust.me.

Overall I feel like shit and I wish  I never have to see some of these people again. 

I don't feel like writing today...

Perception

I was dinking around yesterday on my computer. Thinking of childhood and what not. And a movie passed through my head Tall Tales. I used to love that movie, I haven't seen it in ages. And I looked it up on IMDb and the first thing to go through my mind...

HOLY FUCKING SHEEP BALLS! BUFFALO BILL WAS PATRICK SWAZYE!

When did that happen?! Buffalo Bill used to just be some cowboy, not a famous person! I looked through the cast and I was shocked, I know this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this lady. It is funny when you watch things as a kid and later in life you watch it and think Holy Fucking Sheep Balls. Ok, so Holy Fucking Sheep Balls isn't the exact term I think of when I see an actor I recognize in an old movie. But I might have to do it that way from now on, because it's quirky and quirky is my middle name...well it should be.

I also watched the Father of the Bride the other day and its not that I recognized anyone new (that realization happened ages ago. Oh Franck!) But still, Kimberly Williams-Paisley used to look like a woman ready to get married. Now to me she looks like a crazy 19 year old that gets married. 

Funny how perception changes over time. 

Guess Who!

It's time for another guessing game! Who is this Celebrity.

Some of you may not know who she is anyways but, I'm betting most of you would. 

I showed some of my friends who have seen her movies and I asked them who this person was,

they didn't even recognize her. Neither did I if her name wasn't next to her picture

Click here to see who this Hot Mess is!

Yeah, She's a mess. Wonder what the hell happened. Kinda makes you cringe right. Cheek piercings, hoochy pink lip stick, ridiculous fake lashes, odd skin tone, and a drunk looking wink? If you still don't know who she is can you just at least admit she looks like a cheap hooker. I used to love her think, she was humorous. But someone fell into the deep end, and acid filled deep end. 

Oh well not my life, not my problem.

But while I'm bitching about celebrities lives I may as well go into this. 

I'm going to send Justin Beiber a 'fan' package with a letter. 

Dear Justin Bieber, 

Hey there bro, you seem to have lost every single one of your shirts I thought you could use one. Please wear it, you're tiny boy body looks awkward.

P.S. Please never again wear those pants that made it look like you took the biggest dump known to man kind 

P.P.S. Selena is totally winning the break up. 

Don't Be a Smelly Douche Nozzle

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,

Today we are going to talk about perfume and cologne and how much may be too much. 

Ladies, I'm sure you're coconut vanilla butter cream smells great. 

And Gentlemen, your manly cologne smell is enticing at times.

If you used your perfume or cologne to cover your not so clean self. You have already made an error in judgement. Odds are... 

YOU ARE USING TOO MUCH SMELLY!

If I can't breath when you are standing next to me.

YOU ARE USING TOO MUCH SMELLY!

However, if I can still smell you after a three minutes of you passing

YOU ARE USING WAY TOO MUCH SMELLY!

Now perfumes and colognes can really smell nice. They can. I don't know if I just have a blood hounds nose, but I believe the minimum is the best thing ever. A hint of a scent is way sexier than your scent suffocating the entire world. Maybe just like religion, some people don't really want it shoved down their throats. So use scents wisely people. Don't be a Smelly Douche Nozzle

Fortune Cookies

Apparently no one wants to work for me. I don't really lose in this situation. You do. 

Just imagine a whole week without my crazy antics. Sounds horrible. 

Last Night my friend Erica bought over her X-Box and we played Dance Central. It's fun but some of the Dance moves are ridiculous. I danced a lot but my favorite song to dance to was "I'm Sexy and I Know It" this song wasn't the best song to dance to but the way I presented myself was damn sexy. That's right I hiked my shorts up to my neck and was super sexy!

Maybe I'll have Erica film me next time with a similar outfit.

If someone steps up to the task of being Captain of the S.S. MMUBCL

I'll be more inclined to embarrass myself 

So I've been really looking forward to the future to finish off my college education. Pretty much anything to keep my mind preoccupied. Arizona, Graduating, ANYTHING. However in my craving for Chinese food I stole two fortune cookies from Panda Express and my first one said "You will soon witness a Miracle" this better be one got damn amazing miracle. And the other "Look towards the future, but not so far as to miss today." Well shit. I definitely have been missing out on the days to meet the future. Its like those industry god at Panda Express just knew this one was going to me. Some times it odd to see how fortunes apply to your every day life. However there may be some haters out there because Fortune Cookies are so vague its ridiculous. I like fortune cookies. I think they speak the simple truth that many of us forget. Like this one reminds me to take a hint from Ferris Buller and slow down. 

Stress Part III

Well I have so many applicants to go through! 

NOT. You guys suck. 

I'll up the ante- A pretty picture drawn by me. WHOA! That is so fucking cool! Who wouldn't want that?! And you also get the figurative shits and literal giggles. 

I spent my wonderful sunny day inside on my laptop working on my projects. I hate my life. The sun is setting now. I got to the library at 11:20 and it is not 5:30 and I'm ready to gouge out my eyeballs. Too many things to research. I hate Cougars, I hate Boreal Owls and I hate Farms. 

I'm super positive guys. I apologize for my cranky behavior. It's sweat pant week Dead Week. Ask any college student how they are feeling this week i'm sure you will be met with evil stares and many expletives. 

So the other night Hana and I made a blanket fort. In order to do so we moved our couch forward about two feet. Two days later the couch is still located in the middle of the living room. We connected the couch to the T.V. and watched NCIS, Psych and High Fidelity in our fort. 

Being kids again was successful!

NOW HIRING!!!

NOW HIRING!

I need a guest writer for a week.

For those of you who don't know I am going to Arizona for Spring Break and I won't have access to a computer. Or at least I don't think so. I am officially placing an ad for a guest writer for the time that I will be gone. Daily Blogs are important, and even though it may not be me, the writing still counts! I also do not want the readers to get upset when I do not update. So far there has been a blog out every single day this year and vacation should not stop that!

I am looking for a person to take over this position for a week. My requirements are

• Be available for a week and write a blog out everyday that I am gone. 
• Do not be afraid to use fucking inappropriate language. 
• Write about something quirky, funny or something like that makes you laugh. I don't write to entertain people I write because I think I'm just so damn funny! 
• Write readable stuff.  I misspell things and have sentences that don't make sense. I just ask that nothing looks like a bratty middle schooler wrote :u writ it hrd 2 red cuz is rly stpid. 

Do you think you have what it takes to entertain the masses? (all 6 people)

I sure hope so because without someones help it could be a week with out a blog! It would be interesting from my perspective to see what someone else has to say. And as a bonus you will be paid in shits and giggles. Figurative Shits, Literal Giggles.

Maybe you have a super fun story! Maybe you have a really embarrassing story about me! Or maybe you just want to be a Captain for a week. Just imagine! Captain (Your Name Here) will be steering the S.S. Magical, Uneventful, Broke College Life (That sounds more like a racing horse name than a ship). I'm highly doubting anyone will actually say they are interested so I will either have to go outside of this blog to find someone or you will not be reading for a week. THINK OF THE CHILDREN! 

Shingles is an Old People Thing

I was watching TV with Hana the other night and this commercial came on and it was filled with old people. This commercial was informing old farts about Shingles. This guy was stating how he is 60 something and he thought older people got shingles. Shingles is a strain of the chicken pox that normally affects people 60 and up. After this commercial finished I leaned over to Hana and told her how I had shingles.

Fun fact, I really have already had shingles. And it wasn't even recently. I think I was 11, 12 or 13 years old when I got shingles. I was in middle school! Only 50 years ahead of myself.

I vaguely remember what happened and I'm sure my mom could tell you more about my old person outbreak.I was at a high school band competition with my mom, getting extra credit for band. I remember not feeling well. I remember it was on my back. I don't remember if it was painful, itchy or even if I had a fever. I do remember thought that I couldn't wear a bra because it hurt. I don;t remember how severe it was, I think I had a mild case. But then again. I wasn't even a teenager yet. From what I understand I don't think I will get it again. So when all of you are 60 and get shingles I will laugh. The commercial say 1 in 3 people get it. That's pretty high odds!

2nd Language

I started watching The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Swedish version. I found the reading to be annoying at first, but then I guess I got used to it. I decided to watch the Swedish version because I was tired of waiting for the 'Merican ass holes to get off of their butts and make a commitment for the sequel. I want to know what happens NOW! Also I wish I knew Swedish then I wouldn't have to read.

I probably should learn another language. Like 100% speak able and sketchy writing skills. Its a shame we as Americans are not expected to learn more languages. We are just expecting every person will learn English like the arrogant bastards we are. I know little Spanish. I could find food, water the bathroom. THe necessities  And it would sound like the words of a toddler.

I guess now is a bad time to decide to learn a language considering I had 5 years to learn one in school. But picking a language is so hard! There are so many! I guess by the time I die hopefully should know 2 other languages. I'm not saying completely fluent just knowledgeable so I am not an ignorant bastard.

Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, German, Swedish, Italian, Russian... and that is barely scraping the barrel of languages of the world, that is just what I could come up with.

Sweat is Fat Crying

So P.S. yesterday was my 300th blog. Woo! You all should be so excited.

Or maybe you were more frustrated #becauseitisreallyhardtoreadasentetncethathasnospaces.

Hana forced me to work out yesterday. My thighs ache from our run, which I'm sure was less than a mile. My hip aches because I'm apparently old and I suck at planks because my muscle is non-existent. I told Hana that the fat that I have isn't happy. But you all know sweat is fat crying so it was really upset yesterday. Maybe I should buy it Ice Cream to make up for it. That would be a nice gesture. 

I probably need to continue to workout today. I don't really want to.

 I have a headache, I'm tired and hell I'm just fucking lazy. 

However Dwight here has an important statement about sweat

Reality just isn't as empowering. 

Hashtags Don't Belong on Facebook

Anybody come across this on facebook?

Great Girls Night at the Club! #friends #fun #sexy #party #alcohol #shots #sexymen #baddecisions #imsodrunk #onenightstand #oopsnoprotection #YOLO #idontfeelgood #vomit #porcelaingod #hidinner #itotallylooklikeke$ha #whereami? #anyoneseenmyshoe? #walkofshame #hangover #badmorning #amipreggers? #lookingforbabydaddy #FML #hopeitsagirl #december2013 #dangitsaboy #cravingmayonase #sofat #lamaze #soemotional #whyme #babyshower #waterbroke #9hourlabor #singlemom #shouldofusedprotection

Home with my baby! #cute #lovebeingamom #friendsgoingoutsoirresponsible #growup

Obviously I exaggerated but what can the hashtag do on facebook. It doesn't track anything it doesn't do anything. It is pointless! Please stop doing it. It makes you look like a dumb ass and it makes it hard to read.

Who all heard of parents naming their kid hashtag? So dumb. I don't know about you but I call it a number sign. Some day there is going to be a place for people to write their phone number next to a number sign and they are going to instead write something #jobhuntingsucks. 

#mymagicaluneventfulbrokecollegelife #awesome #bestblogever # readingonesie #skateboardingcowboyjohnlennon #sofunny #bestpartofmyday 

I guess they don't work here either!

A Gross Liquor Concoction

Girls and their Facebook posts. Ridiculous.

"You can't trust anyone these days"

That is 100% bullshit.  Here is my thought. Get yourself better friends who are more trustworthy instead of your backstabbing friends. Ok so I don't really know who this girl hang out. But obviously she hasn't found the right people to befriend. Or maybe she tells thing to people that she shouldn't.

Have you ever had a friend on Facebook that you just had to delete because of the attention whore posts they make?

I went to hang out with people from Safari last night for a friends going away party. The main event of the night included a Taco Eating contest. They had purchased around 6 dozen tacos and two people went head to head. They had 15 minutes to eat as many tacos as possible. Both tied for 16 tacos in 15 minutes and since no one won the both lost. For losing they had to drink a combination of a 1/4th pint of beer, a shot of whiskey and a shot of vodka. Now if that doesn't sound bad enough its about to get worse. Now the liquor combination was all mixed together. They had to drop a shot of milk into the concoction and chug it. Neither of them vomited, even after eating 16 tacos. These are the people I hang out with.

My Bad Habit

I have a confession to make. I smoke cigarettes at least once a week. Yeah... I don't really tell people that information. I just feel like everyone would be so disappointed in me, but it is time to come clean and be honest with myself and others. It's usually a few late at night just to unwind and relax, definitely a way to calm the nerves. I know it's a bad habit but I don't think I will ever be able to quit. I started years ago and haven't really tried to quit. It is so unhealthy and it does more damage than good.  It is almost like my subconscious craves them, because I smoke cigarettes all the time in my dreams.

Zing! Of course these lungs don't actually inhale smoke. I had you going there for a bit didn't I! But, I am not entirely lying. I smoke a lot of cancer sticks in my dreams. I realized this the other day, why am I consistently smoking in my subconscious but I have no desire to do so in reality? I have no idea how long it has been going on for but I'd say at least since high school.

 I need a licensed psychologist to dissect my inner thoughts.

Well, I will also take and unlicensed opinions from a few of my readers. 

Why do I smoke like a chimney stack subconsciously?

Too Skinny!

I got my WONDER WOMAN BIKINI in the mail and it is FABULOUS! However all I can think when I see this picture is shit... I need to gain some weight.

Maybe it is a bad picture, there is some awkward shadowing that cuts out a portion of my body, but I just see my rib cage. Maybe I'm self conscious about it and I look fine. Most people never consider skinny people to be weight conscious. I've always been thin. It is just who I am. The heaviest I've ever been in my life is 125lbs. I experienced rolls for the first time, I had no idea how unpleasant it could be. I worry about being too skinny. I have no idea how much I weigh now but I'm going to assume it isn't enough. I often forget to eat. I'd blame it with the stress and school work (yeah believe it or not I often forget at least one meal a day. It's not till dinner time when I realize- holy shit I'm fucking hungry) If you place a meal in front of me you damn well be sure I will eat it. However reminding myself to eat is like reminding someone who had a concussion for the billionth time what happened.

Its a good thing no one has put me in charge of tiny people (kids). I'd probably leave them at home with the stove on and have highly flammable objects near by.

I sent the copy of the Doors work to a couple of people and all of them were appalled that this was a college students work. It makes me smile I'm not the only one who thinks the Door is an idiot!