Tom Hanks is Awesome

I almost had 500 pageviews for this month. Makes me very upset that this goal will probably not be reached literally needed like 10 more page views for the day and then  my all time would be out of a possible 1,000! A girl can dream about better statistics right?!

Currently I am trying to study for my only final

BIRDS

And I am all out of focus and drive. Thank god this is my only final. I think if I had two more I would be more focused, because I'd have to be. I now have 5 days to memorize everything. I think it is very possible. Closer to crunch time I think a little more panic will be noticeable.

I would like to change the subject to Tom Hanks because he is just so freaking cool.

 I like how he just seems to be a regular guy who is himself all the time and not wrapped up on Hollywood Crap. 

If you can't see the image well enough that is Tom Hanks taping his Emmy to his car. I don't know I wish I could describe how awesome he his without using awesome. It's like trying to describe Salt without using the world salt (if you can describe salt with out using the word please let me know how the hell you did that!)

Funny of the day!I really love this video.

I've probably watched it at least 10 times. SEXY HANDS SEXY FEET!

Working with some Birds

Happy Last Day of Classes for hopefully my last Fall Term! YAY! I'm very excited for my term to be over so I can start my new internship! I don't know if I've mentioned it to my blog reading crowd. So please forgive me if you already know all of this awesome information.

For my internship over winter break I pretty much just called in a favor. And luckily for me the place was more than willing to create this little volunteer internship for me. I will be working with Birds of Prey for a month! Caring handling and other awesome shit. This experience should give me some great skills for raptor care! I got to do a bit of handling when I worked there before but we are really going to work on it! SO EXCITED! Here are some pictures of me holding some cool bird from three years ago. It was all one day because I never got pictures during work!

Since this has turned out to be quite the avian blog I suppose I can add one more 

adorable bird thing on here. Who knew I'd become such a bird nerd?!

These people created a twitter account for these birds. Look how cute! 

MOST BORING PERSON IN THE WORLD!

I keep getting into these blogging ruts. Maybe its because nothing new happens in my life EVER. 

I'm the most boring person in the world. 

I study

I eat

I sleep

I watch TV (30 Rock by the way)

This blog probably took forever to load. Buahahahahah! I live my life through GIF's I am officially a person from the internet. FEAR ME LAND LOVERS! 

I've been having some anxiety issues lately. Its causing me to not sleep or eat. 

At some point I think i'll just pass out or eat an entire cow. 

TA-DA! NICK OF TIME!

TA-DA NICK OF TIME! Blog before midnight! BOOM!

This is going to be a short blog because I NEED SLEEP! I have a prestation tomorrow at noon that I'm not quite prepared for so I've been working on it most of today. It is still two minutes short so I'm working on that son! I have been awake since BD (Before Dawn) and I spent 3.5 hours of my morning looking at a bajillon bird species!

Today I discovered that I do not have to take not only one but two of my final exams. Yes folks that's right. I am able to get out of exams because I'm comfortable with the grade that I presently hold. I FINALLY got back my genetics exam today and I got a 4% higher grade than my last midterm. Placing me at a comfortable B. My super amazing Wildlife Ecology professor said today that we do not have to take the final if we are comfortable with our current grade. I hold a 87% in that class currently. We could still take the final if we wanted to but I don't think I could make my grade any better. This makes finals week 10000 times less stressful! Only one complex final! I'll TAKE IT!

I'm so tired from today, so stressed about my presentation, but so happy and so relaxed! *SQUEAL!*

PANIC!

Crap. I shouldn't be surfing the web. SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME!

The apartment is freezing! No one has been living here for a week and it is unbearable! I'm under my electric blanket with my heater turned on so that I can do homework.

I didn't arrive back at school until two today. And there was no place to park in the parking lot or near my apartment. I live close enough to the school that on a school day parking is packed. So yay...I parked 3 blocks away from my apartment... As soon as a space opens i'm moving it and leaving it there. I removed everything and anything valuable from it. Maybe I will see my car in two weeks...Or maybe someone will have stolen it by then. WHAT IF IT GETS TOWED! AHH!

Overreacting, breaaatthe...

I need to work on my presentation now, find some other source of entertainment for the evening you losers!

Just Two Weeks

Wahhhh! The end of Thanksgiving Break and I did diddly squat. 

I have to leave early tomorrow because I have to memorize scientific names and work on my presentation. Fuuuucckkk. I'm so tired of school. Only two weeks till I'm free from this mind prison. I just want to end this portion of my life. Sorry I've been complaining about it but I just feel like college needs to end. 

Unfortunatley that also means I need to head back to school, and leave my precious poopsie kins behind. I wish I could bring my kitty up to school with me but lets face it I just can't house a cat in an apartment. She would be noisy and destroy things. But I will get to have her cat hugs again in two weeks!

Just two weeks, 14 days, a fortnight...

That seems like such a short amount of time and yet it will take FOREVER!

Graduation Dreams

Procrastination! Ugh it is killing me! I just don't want to do the work. It really sucks. The term is two weeks from being done and I'm checked out! If someone can locate the general area of my brain then that would be swell.

I have this presentation to do and I have this other memorization crap. I just am ready to be a college graduate. This image to your right shows my dream...yes that is exactly how I envision it. And yes my dream bubble looks almost like my school colors but not. Look at me so pensive and scared about the real world! I can't wait til I don't know what to do with my life! At least I wouldn't be working my ass of for an average GPA.

The other night I watched a movie with my cat. It might seem super lame. Whoa what a loser! Hanging out with your cat instead of real people. Gosh darn it people can't be this adorable. She picked the movie and we watched it together...but dammit all! Don't you hate it when someone picks movie and falls asleep so you are stuck watching what they wanted to watch! Cat made it 20 minutes into the movie. If she wasn't so adorable I say 'HEY CAT WAKE UP!' She's been a pretty good cuddle buddy the last week. It's because she super misses me when I'm trying to be smart.

OK enough procrastination and time to get back to work.

 Unless the Cuddling Kitty comes back and says no!

Black Friday

Oh snap...did I get behind in the blogs? Rats...

I didn't even do a poignant Thanksgiving Blog. Turkeys...

I did do Black Friday. And I did black Friday the Selfish way. Oh yeah.
It's Black Friday Friday, gotta get down on Black Friday!

The selfish way means I got myself stuff. WOOO! I like buying things for myself on Black Friday. It is affordable things that I could use.

• Mixer to mix things with 
• Nice glass containers for food storage/cooking
• A frame for half price
• Movies- a shit ton of movies
• Harry Potter 1-6 for two bucks a piece at Walmart
• Harry Potter 7: Part 1 & 2 for 4 dollars each making my entire Harry Potter Collection only 20 dollars. 
• Anastasia- that one film with Rasputin and what not. Animated
• Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows

Obviously super necessary things.

Now I just wish the term was over so I could watch all my new movies and use all my new things.

Almost Forgot

Better late blog than never! It's been a long day! I finally got home to cuddling with the most fantastic cat ever and I realized Blog hasn't been completed for the day.  I don't really know how my midterm went. I felt 100% fucked and then slowly gain confidence. I'm crossing my fingers friends! I don't feel like writing much. I got 4.5 hours of sleep last night and my brain has been up and running since 8am. So with that exhausted thought I leave you with a song from my favorite Drag Queen. RuPaul.

Stress Part I

I'm sure I've had a stress blog before however from now on I will number them. Here is Stress Part I:

I can almost go home for Thanksgiving! ALMOST! I have a midterm tomorrow at 4. So I will be going home after that is done with which could be 6:30, meaning I won't be  home til 10ish. whatever, I get to have a kitty sleep on my bed.

I'm very stressed and frustrated. I've been trying to get a worksheet from a classmate when I was deathly ill and she hasn't even emailed me back. I sent her an email 5 days ago... I also tried emailing my ta but the email address was incorrect. So I kind of feel screwed over on that portion of my life. Whatever...

I have to get a B- in the class to get my minor. Right now I have exactly an 80% in the class. Right where I want to be but I'd prefer a larger cushion. So I need to get the same score or better to get that B-. I also do not want to take the final if I don't have to.  It would make finals a lot easier if I didn't have to.

Over thanksgiving break I have to to a presentation, a paper, and study for finals. Yay for mini vacation?

Becoming an Adult- Maybe

My drive for studying has slammed on the breaks. I just don't want to care! I'm having a hard time with everything because I'm so done with college, but I have still have a year left. I wish I knew more when I was a freshman. I'd be done by now... But I'm still unsure about graduation. Summer or Fall 2013. I just want to be done! It really just makes me frustrated.  I sort of want to just drop my minor completely...but at the same time I really want it! Life is complicated. Sometimes I wish I weren't old enough to take care of myself. Then someone could cook for me, pay all my bills (oh wait...), drive me places and just care for me. Yeah it sounds cool but I bet I would really be unhappy with a lack of independence  Nothing saying Adult like getting a Burrito at two in the morning. Or eating cookies for breakfast! 

I just want to move on with my life! I feel like the education portion should of ended a year ago. 

I are so smert I ain't need no more learnin! 

I'm sure you are all well aware of it, but Neville Longbottom became the hottest Harry Potter guy. Personally thing it is the fact that he grew into his teeth. Whatever happened. It worked. 

Dumb Overheard Conversations

Today was kind of productive. But also  kind of not. I was sitting in the library and I just couldn't focus. It didn't help that the people sitting at the table next to me were super annoying talking about reality shows being scripted.

This girl was dumber than a bag of hammers. 

 "What do you mean they script reality shows, I mean its real life" 

And annoying dumb boy

"Yeah they do because regular life is boring and they have to create conflict. They also script WWE"

Dumber than a bag of hammers

"Do they really I mean they have all these competitions and stuff."

Annoying dumb boy

"Yeah it totally is except they instigate the better fights by giving them alcohol and stuff. If they wanted them calm they would like totally but an xbox in there room or something"

This conversation went on for far too long. When the Dumb Pair finally gabbing as they left the library, another guy at different table said "Shut the Fuck up, thank god they're leaving"

Moral of the Story- Don't have  loud dumb conversations for others to hear.

It's Freezing!

Its getting cold out people! My electric blanket is on high and I am in quite a few layers. Buying electric blankets was the BEST investment ever. I actually have two. One for my bed and one for the couch. I used to tear my bed apart everyday to take it to the couch so to save everyone time who wished to use a blanket of heat I got a second. The best way to warm up with an electric blanket it is to throw that sucker on high and place a blanket on top so all the heat stays where you want it to. I have the most fascinating life!

I hate it when it is cold. I don't like turning on the heater because he wall heaters are super expensive and inefficient. While writing this blog my fingers get cold. I also like to drink milk with my food but it completely chills me from inside out!

Today I had an all in one day. Means I was lazy. I studied, I worked out and I got my daily dose of 30 Rock , The Big Bang Theory, and South Park. Living the dream *What What!*

It's almost too cold to type- short cold blog.

Talkies!

Happy 201st blog...not as exciting is it?

I watched the Artist a few nights ago. It was very good. I feel like I have to watch it again, because I watched it maybe a little too late at night. However I have to say Jean Dujardin is quite the hottie. I could so see him as a movie star in the 20's. I also see him like the Cary Grant type.

I don't think I've actually ever seen a silent movie before. So it was a new experience for me. The actors have to display such emotion and really express what their characters are feeling through visual cues.

The closest this to a silent film I've seen is Singing in the Rain. And that's because it was a film about switching from Silent films to Talkies. Imagine if we still called movies today Talkies.

I talk a lot about movies here on the blog because I am quite the movie enthusiast. Now I tend to stay away from dramas because I cry super easily. I also steer away from horror because of my little over active imagination getting me in to trouble...in my head. I did watch this goofy horror flick last night. Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil. It was kinda dumb and humorous. Its about two Hillbillies who thing a group of college kids are trying to kill them/commit suicide and college kids who thing the two hillbillies who think these hillbillies have captured their friend and are trying to kill them. That may sound confusing. Basically the moral of the story is don't judge people by their appearance. Because these were some nice hillbillies.

Also, if I haven't mentioned before- The Usual Suspects is a good movie.

Happy 200th Blog!

HAPPY TWO-HUNDREDTH BLOG!

Really could it be? 200 Blogs! I'm such a fantastic writer! I'm going to give myself an award of excellence!

I don't even really know what to say I've had so many milestones with this blog. 

• One Fortnight Celebration
• 100 Days of Being Facebook Free
• Last Facebook Free Blog

And believe it or not my most viewed Blog is: Bearded Bear Hat Guy

I actually know why it is my most viewed blog. The Frogman is a popular tumbler thingy... I don't have Tumbler, don't ask me about it. When I was first trying to find who that guy was I used the keywords Bearded Bear Hat Guy. My hope is that people actually use the link I give them to find a super entertaining guy. It's like I'm a link to his popularity. Do you see that? There it goes again! It's....It's... MY DELUSIONS!

In celebration of my 200th Blog the universe gave me a super special gift. It presented me with a special viewing of none other than Skateboarding Cowboy John Lennon! THE LEGEND HIMSELF! I was beyond thrilled to of seen this undead Beetle (remember I use Beetle instead of Beatle because I'm trying to be humorous. He wasn't ever apart of the Beatles so I created a Doppelganger band, The Beetles) Alas I did not get an updated photo because it is really hard to try and take a picture of a Skateboarding Cowboy.


It is almost hard to remember how this whole blog process started. Oh wait, no I remember I quit Facebook for 6 months. Which was a fantastic experience! I did return to the land of social networking so maybe it didn't work to well. Whatever Whatever I do what I want! I tried looking excited in this picture but it sure would of looked super creepy if I was just smiling in the library and taking pictures of myself with my web cam. So here- SEE HOW MUCH I'VE GROWN AS A PERSON!!!! Yeah That's right mentally I've grown at least 6 feet.

Another Good Show?

Guess who finally ate her birthday cake ONE WHOLE WEEK LATER! This girl who is no longer completely ill. Yeah! Rachel made me a cake in the form of a bunny pooping. Those of you who do not know Rachel should realize, it is classic Rachel.  I'll post a picture later.

My aunt kindly pointed out to me that Big Bang Theory is also a good show. Let me show you my feelings on that show:

If that doesn't really show you that I like the show let me say it in words. 

I REALLY LIKE BIG BANG THEORY!

I started watching Big Bang Theory two years ago. I really do enjoy it. However it is not my absolute favorite. My favorite episode is when Sheldon loses it and Leonard has to chase him in the ball pit. 

Oh and by the way Nathaniel also shows some strong Sheldon-isms. 

Today was my long day at school, so I'm super sleepy. 

I feel like a I was a semi-bitch today and I feel kind of guilty for it. But, eh, what can you do. 

Try no to be so bitchy tomorrow! Not really feeling writing down stuff today. 

I think just don't have what it takes to entertain the negative amount of people that read my blogs. 

Gravity Falls

I have a new favorite show. Don't judge. It airs on the Disney Channel. I just felt these cold blank stares, easy there tigers. The show is called Gravity Falls and it is the smartest, funniest kid show ever. Not only does it have a super clever name (Gravity falls people...literally) but it is supposed to be located in Oregon. Represent! 

I successfully convinced not one but three people to watch that show. And then report back to me saying that they absolutely love the show. What can I say, I have great taste! I also convinced my brother to start watching 30 Rock- one of my other favorite shows in the world. He didn't seem to amused at the pilot so I went to bed. And when I woke up in the morning he messaged me.

" I HATE YOU, THIS SHOW IS AMAZING! I DID'T SLEEP!"

Now readers you should of known since the beginning that I super love 30 Rock. 

Other freaking amazing tv shows include Arrested Development. 

I would list others right now but I'm too busy watching 30 Rock...again. 

So maybe you the reader in your comfortable onesie should try out a couple of shows!

Dreaming Big Baby!

I no longer appear to have wealth, my Cinderella Story is over. The 70 inch tv has been replaced by a 30 inch brick. I can no longer see pores on the actors faces. I'm back in my bed in a room the size of the bathroom. *Sigh* Maybe I should aspire to be whatever these people are. I was telling my mom that yes, these people are wealthy. But anyone who actually makes a steady paycheck is wealthier than I am. I could of gone to someones home who had a 40 inch tv and a x-box and thought the same thing. 

I wish I could say I'll be rich like that living the dream but unless any of my relatives are a wealthy beyond belief and leave me money its not going to happen. And I don't think anyone is going to leave me a huge sum of money. If you are interested in helping me become a fancy rich person you are more than welcome to donate money to another one of my causes! MAKE ME FUCKING RICH!

I would really like money to: pay my college loans, buy a house with a theater room, and maybe eat steak more often! My dreams are so big guys. 

It's 6:00 and I am falling asleep in my bed. I think I'm just exhausted from not doing a  god damn thing this weekend.

Another Day of Fake Luxury

Another day of fake wealth surrounds me. Luxury surrounds my current fake life. The only downside is that we have to walk the dog three times a day. Such a hard life.

Last night we watched Hollow Man. Which was a super creepy movie. Kevin Bacon- Creepy, His character- perverted creepy. Because this I had an irrational fear of an invisible person being in my fake fancy home. I decided if I was invisible I would have semi-good morals. I would totally steal shit. I'd be the invisible cat thief. I'd probably scare some people. However I don't think I'd want to be creepy. Watching people and what not. It would just end up giving myself the creeps.

We also watched the football game, Rudy, Caddyshack, True Lies, She's Out of My League and other stuff. Obviously a super productive weekend. We've played a BILLION games of pool and I don't think we are getting any better. Oh our dreams of winning money on bets kind of went out the window.

OM NOM NOM

Rich For the Weekend

That's right living large this weekend. Rachel got a dog sitting gig for some family friends this weekend and these people are LOADED! She invited me to come with her and hang out. Since I hadn't left my bedroom for days I decided it would be a good idea to go on a 'mini' vacation.

Goldendoodle

I've been to this house before once. The guy who lives here is  fabulous at art so there are amazing pieces all over. His sculptures are just jaw dropping incredible  Him and his wife travel a lot so there are also fun little artifacts from so many different places all over the world. One reason why they can afford all of this is because they don't have any kids. Instead of kid they have a GIANT DOG! A large Golden Doodle. He is pretty adorable. He looks like a dog that got a perm. Very well behaved and very sweet! The only thing I don't like about this dog is when he gets playful he gets nippy. It does't hurt but when his mouth fits over your arm its like- That shouldn't be there!



There is also a super sweet man-cave here. This guy has a super sweet 70 inch television.  Its almost wider than I am tall. I WANT THIS TELEVISION! Rachel and I are watching True Lies right now. We are considering watching Avatar on it. Its practically a theater in here. In this super sweet man-cave there is also a billiards table. We've played at least 20 rounds. I still suck at it but I can at least hit the ball!

This place is on the fancy side but since Rachel and I  are poor college students living in an apartment the size of the man-cave we are pretending to be fancy rich snobs.

"Darling lets eat lunch on the breakfast nook the sun is just coming off that ridge oh so wonderfully"
"I agree, are we going to play polo on the lawn this evening or shall we host a dinner party and invite The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge?"

Shit Getting Fancy Up in Here

(The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge is William and Kate, for you non-fancy folk)

Does Anyone Read This?

Is anyone out there reading? Some days I feel like it's just me...alone...talking to myself...yeah...

I'm a little depressed. And I don't know why I'm surprised but I am. It's just like an entire friendship really just dissolved before my eyes. Not for my lack of trying. I've tried reaching out but it is impossible to make contact. Time takes its toll on friendship. It might just be me being slightly feverish and emotional-ness but I just feel. I don't know I guess I just look like barely a speckle on the map that is her life.

Anyways I still feel sick. I went to my advising appointment and it was less than helpful I was hoping I'd find and for sure set graduation date. I just want to know this learning shit will come to an end!

Rachel and I are at some rich peoples house watching Weird Science on their 70 inch T.V. It is awesome. I'm feeling better. Still kind of ick gross but better.

I think Robert Downey Jr. in Weird Science is is just Dorkly Adorable. 

Accepting the Fate of the Presidential Election

By now all of you know that Obama was re-elected as our nations president. Here are my feelings on the matter.

Yesterday I was sporting a fever of a solid 99 degrees a little delirious. Just ask my Mom and Rachel. I'm not really into politics but for some reason I started crying because I thought Mitt Romney was going to win. I would also like to follow that statement by I cried because I realized we had sour cream and I cried because I realized I was talking to myself...yeah super sound mind here.

Vote Winners- Stop saying THANK GOD. Romney couldn't of done any damage to the US. He Couldn't of, Get over it.

Vote Losers- Stop saying that Obama is going to ruin our nation. He isn't. In 4 more years we will have another republican president. Get over it.

Non-Voters- Shut up you have NOTHING to add to any conversation. Get over it.

I did vote for Barack Obama. However even though I disagreed with some of Mitt Romney's views, even if he were to of been elected it would not be the end of America. Nor is Obama going to destroy america. I think that everyone needs to lighten up. Stop bringing such negativity to the world and accept the fact that this man will be president for four more years. I would not want to have the job that these  men run for and I commend them for dealing with the worlds most difficult job where there is no unanimously happy people.

Even if Romney was elected I would accept it and hope for the best. Can't we just all be adults and  not be little whiney bitches?

I'm still sporting fever today. I've been in bed for over 24 hours. So cruddy.

Sick and Miserable

Oh golly jeepers readers. This kid is sicker than yesterday, has a 99 degree fever (I run low so 99 is pretty high for me), who used neosporin as lip balm (holy shit it works so well), who has also had a New Girl marathon. I feel miserable. Rachel has been a saint. She has only done three little measly things for me but it has helped so much.

I skipped all my classes today. Ate top ramen and crackers. Yeah, that is my day.

My 23rd Birthday!

Guess what today is my precious readers?

MY 23rd BIRTHDAY

Whoa, Awesome, Cool, No Way!

It was an ok birthday. And the only thing that made it ok is the fact that I am sick! *Cough* AND I had to drive a total of 5 hours today. I'm done driving.

However I did get to see a lot of awesome people from Wildlife Safari and the Newport Aquarium. 

I feel like I am not really in a blog writing mood because of my snot filled headache. So I will elaborate later on my twenty-third birthday!

Dad's Weekend

I apologize blog readers for my absence! Dad's Weekend took much time away from blog mostly because we were so active. And so inactive. We ate and hung out and stuff. On Friday night I took the dad to my favorite Karaoke bar and we tried winning a bike by buying beers. We didn't win a bike but we did get free t-shirts! The next day was the football game. Unfortunately I began having cold symptoms, I became cranky and miserable with a sore throat. But we went to the game anyway and had a great time.


It really wasn't that cold out but I was prepared and had a shit ton of layers on. I had two socks, two pairs of leggings, jeans, a tank top, and underarmor long sleeve shirt. a t-shirt, a sweatshirt and a fancy pantsy new hat. Here are some game day photos for your viewing pleasure!

Footballers! 

First Down!

Marching Band

Go Beavs!

WE WIN!

And That concludes Dad's Weekend!

Happy November Bitches

Happy November Bitches!

My daddy is here with me! We just watched the Avengers and like I thought my dad LOVED it. I took a picture of us...He made a funny face. I said I'm using it. He is giggling at himself now. He said he looks like the Hulk. Minus the Green factor of course. Yeah.... that's my dad.

Well I finally got my Genetics midterm back. I squeezed by with a B! 80.5% Baby! YEAH! I'm very excited about it. I made some dumb mistakes but it still worked out in my benefit. Hopefully I will do better on the next one. If I do get a B on the next one I don't even have to take the final because the lowest test score drops. That's my goal. I would like to focus on only two classes for finals. That would be really nice!

This weekend is going to be a fun/stressful weekend. I have SO much to do but Dorky McGee is here so I have to spend time with him for Dad's Weekend. I also have to go to my friend Glenda's Wedding Reception at home. Then I have to drive back to school and do fun things that I have yet to divulge what is happening.

I'm going to watch another movie with the Dad so, I will blog you tomorrow!