Diatribe Thrusday

I am LIVID folks. Completely and utterly furious. Prepare for DIATRIBE THURSDAY!

This pure form of anger is related once again to my Group Project. 

I was editing my group project today with 2 of my group members who deiced to show up to the edit. The 3rd (Lets call him the Door I'll explain why soon) decide he was going to be the final edit and turn in the project for us. Anyways after we spent hours editing, The Door spent about an hour undoing all of our fine work. Please read this excerpt from his written section (edited by the Door) and see why we as a group wanted a different person to edit.

"Furthermore being that it is a very invasive plant, being located where it is, it needs to be destroyed in order that it doesn't take spread to other parts of the property and disrupt conservation efforts."

 WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?! This person is in college?! What?! This was his perfect writing? I spent about an hour trying to fix his portion of crap. I also spent another two hours trying to fix his 'superior' writing skills. I admit, my writing skills are sometimes sub-par. I don't edit my blog. I just try my best the first time around. Pretty much I spent over half of my day fixing what the Door messed up.

Alright, so today our professor asked us to take out a piece of paper. She instructed us to describe our group like a car. What kind of car it is, and what parts of the car are your group members. The first person I said was the passenger seat and steering along with me trying to figure out the direction the group should go. The second person I said was the Radio. Funny, entertaining and had a lot of 'radio stations' to bring to the group. Then there is the Door. I decided he should be the door because When the door is shut everything is good. However the door was often left open leaving this incessant dinging sound that doesn't stop. The door likes to talk, and talk and talk and talk and won't drop anything... EVER! Pretty much when ever he opens his mouth it is just a bunch of...

I Hate Group Projects

Today has been a long day. Finishing up a damn project. Which has been super annoying because one of my group members is adamant about it being their way when the majority of us want it done another.

I HATE GROUP PROJECTS!!!!

It's like a professor can say. What is the worst thing we could do? Lets stick a bunch of miserable students together on a project none of them care about and make them work together which we know is going to be a complete fucking disaster.

I may be a little high strung right now. I can't talk, I can't think, I can't... I CAN'T!

Oh well maybe someday I'll look back and appreciate this experience.

Or maybe not. Wayne here does have a point...

Heartwarming Tale!

Sorry about the incessant Oscar talk. But I just found something AMAZING out. 

So Quvenzhane Wallis, the youngest at 9 years old best actress nominee. Turns out she was only 5 or 6 years old when she filmed the movie. Way more impressive than stinking 9 years old. Ok equally as impressive but my question is why did it take 3 to 4 years for this movie to be released? What did I do at 5 years old. I probably just dinkin' around wetting my bed. Way cooler than an Oscar Nomination. I sort of wish that girl could of gone home with something. And props to her for bringing her favorite puppy purse!

I don't know what it is but today I think my hormones are freaking off the charts because I've cried not once but four times tonight. Just from reading some articles and watching some video clips. I just balled my eyes out on this last clip that has been going around. So heart warming!

This is the truth for my profession. 

Stars Being Starstruck!

Who else is just in love with Jennifer Lawrence? She's so personable! I'll just dream about being best friends forever . I watched some clips of her after winning an Oscar and she just is so funny! 

I mean here she is fresh off of an Best Actress Oscar win and she freaks out like a normal person when a major celebrity approaches her. It's really an adorable clip.
I love how she is completely Starstruck

 by none other than Jack Nicholson!

I'm sorry I feel like I could just write so many positive things about her. Which is better than me just writing about a bunch of people I completely loathe. 

So I hope you all adore Jen as much as I do! 

She even takes a stumble with a smile!

Oscar Sunday: Psychic Fail

OSCAR SUNDAY! 

I've got all of my predictions ready and let us see if i can finally start my psychic business

I should of done my Razzie Saturday Predictions but I forgot. In all honesty, every Razzie nominee deserves to go home with an award. If I was ever nominated for a Razzie, you damn well better be sure that I would be there to accept my award. 

Anyways my night did not fair so well. I only correctly predicted 7 categories

• Best Picture- Argo
• Best Actor- Daniel Day-Lewis
• Best Actress- My home girl - Jennifer Lawrence
• Best Supporting Actress- Anne Hathaway
• Best Song- Skyfall by Adele
• Best Makeup- Les Mis
• Cinematography- Life of 3.14159... (I'm fucking HILARIOUS)

And to make it even worse for me I'm pretty sure Argo, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway and Adele were all going to win anyways. So yeah... I'm grand at predicting. I thought Seth MacFarlane did lovely as a host. I LOVED that he sang and danced. He's just got that Frank Sinatra sound that I oh so love. Oh did anyone else feel super awkward when the personality filled Kristen Stewart presented an Oscar?

I'm WONDER WOMAN!

I went shopping with my momma today. And we had a wonderful time. I didn't really get anything just a couple pairs of shorts. But I fell in love with an itty bitty bikini. I saw it and I felt like I HAD to have it. Usually when I buy bikini's I buy them from wal-mart for like $12 total. However they don't really have geeky bikinis.

BUT THIS WAS A WONDER WOMAN BIKINI!

I wanted it so badly and after shopping at the mall I returned to the store and grabbed a medium and a small and was ready to try them on. And they didn't have a place to try it on. Now I wasn't about to buy a bikini I wasn't sure if it was going to fit me. I returned the magnificent bikini to the rack and sulked away letting a dream I never knew I had through my fingers. Tears ran down my face. I've never been so devastated in my entire life.

I went home and dreamed about the heroic bikini. 

Then I went on Amazon and I 

BOUGHT THAT BIKINI! 

With the proper measurements in mind of course!

I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING WONDER WOMAN 

AT THE POOL BITCHES!*

* Note: I will not be a life guard. It's not my job. Wonder Woman can take vacation time you know.*

Now I only have to wait 3-5 days for it to arrive. And you better believe I will be posing like this woman to the right. except I don't think I will aim for sexy. I think I'll aim for holy shit I have the coolest bikini EVER!

Shame on Me

Shame on me. I logged onto Facebook. I went home this weekend and it gets really lonely when friends aren't here. Because it is me and my cats while my parents are at work. It gets lonely! Really it isn't that big of a deal, I just let myself down I guess. I'm not crying too much about it. And I was entertained for 5 minutes before realizing. Why did I think I would be less bored by logging onto Facebook. Social Networking is overrated

Every time I come home my parents complain because I never get the blog up in the right amount of time. Well you know what! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT MOM AND DAD!  SO BLEH!

I found a couple of cute things. 

1. A Dark Lord having fun at Disney

2. An Awesome Cat

3. And a Dog with some Sick Moves

Duck Face

What makes girls think they are more attractive with Duck Face?

This face not only scrunches up your face like no other but it brings lips way too close to the nose resulting in non-sexy. The duck face has been around for years. I am even guilty of it- before it was cool. Basically the internet finally had enough and began calling people out on the silly look.. However I love duck face. Not these ones. Actually feathery friend faces! So I feel so sad that these ladies give ducks a bad name. I think we should call it something else... 

Personally I think I make the sexiest duck face. 

Watch out boys. *Wink Wink*

The only person who should ever do duck face is Ben Stiller as Zoolander.

 Because well it's fucking Derek Zoolander!

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? 

Stress Part II

Ah Facebook. This exactly how facebook is for me. I still haven't logged in. DAY 4

I'm starting to really stress out about my group projects. Rough drafts are due and one of my projects feels like it just sucks. Basically i'm panicking in a minimal way. However even with the panic I still didn't do jack shit today. I'm just super awesome like that!

Home Tomorrow!

Ex-Child Stars

Who is this face? Does anyone recognize it? Well if you are even some what of a nerd you've seen him before. You just may not have seen him in OH, 14 years... Wow that was longer than I thought. I used to have a crush on this ex-child star. We were totally meant to be together. And now, I'm glad that it never happened. He was a freaking cute kid but usually the cutest kids turn into the less than beautiful adults.

Click Here to discover who this Star used to be!
 OH MY GOSH NO WAY! Did you guess correctly?

Other not cute child stars now not so pretty include (Please google if curious)

Taran Nolan Smith from Home Improvement

Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone

I can't think of others right now so... I apologize. 

Today in one of my courses, my professor was trying to explain a topic to us. However he felt like explaining it the normal way would be confusing. So instead he starts off by saying:

 So you're at a frat party and there are three kegs to choose from. 

Well, this guy I guess sure knows how to appeal to an audience! 

Day 3 Mother Fuckers. Look at  me not socialize online! 

The Hypothetical Science of the Zombie Apocalypse

I really love the Walking Dead, it's a fantastic show. I won't write much about it but I just have to say my absolute favorite character is Daryl! Especially in this last episode! He just went from a dick-head character like his brother to a thoughtful understanding life saving hero. If only all super pig headed jerk males (not all are super pig headed jerk males, I'm just saying the ones that are) could make this transition. Maybe they just need a Zombie apocalypse to change their ways?

Pretty much if he dies. 

I cry and throw my tv out the window. 

(Which isn't physically possible for me because I can't pick that brick up. I'd probably just tip it off its tv stand or hire a strong man to do it for me)

So I had a long conversation with my brother today about the zombie apocalypse, always interesting conversations to have. And I scienced the shit out of that conversation. To me it seems 100% logical. However obviously there are different beliefs about zombies and just like religion it can turn into a bad conversation because no one will budge. 

The way I think of it is a Zombie Apocalypse on humans would be like the extinction of the dinosaurs. Basically it will wipe out the major population. And lets face it we think we need to limit the population of deer and cougars? Maybe it would be a good thing to limit the human population. Anyways basically if animals are not affected by the zombie apocalypse because it is a human strain, they will end up surviving. How on earth does this work? Basically prey will avoid zombies because they will be seen as predators. Predators will avoid them because they won't want to eat rotting flesh and normally would avoid people in general. So the zombies would eventually starve to death. AND YES I decided they die! Brain power has to cause the need to eat and once that shuts off they have to die again! Thus animals will once again flourish in the once human ridden world. And that is Hypothetical Science of the Zombie Apocalypse!

Happy Day Two of not logging into Facebook. The only thing that is a pain is the fact  that I think I will be less bored on facebook when in fact I will still be just as bored. This is so much easier than before. If I had only logged out the first time I'd be back on there in a heart beat. 

A-List Phlegm Party

Boy howdy it's Sunday and I am feeling better. However, I feel like those animated phlegms from the Mucinex commercial are in my chest having a god damn party. More and more keep leaving the party so hopefully this rager will end soon! Did that give you guys a lovely mental image? I can take a picture of the leaving party guests if you like! I bet it's a fucking A-List Phlegm party. Only the top notch celebs show up. Well of course the Mucinex guy is there, as well as phlegm Brad Pitt, phlegm Meryll Streep, and phlegm Robert Downey Jr.  The reason why I sound so terrible is because all the phlegm paparazzi are there taking photos!

I just wrote an entire paragraph about mucus. Yeah, this blog gets sexier every day!

I think I'm going to take a leave of absence from Facebook. I will not be deactivating my account because I'm not a fucking diva trying to get people to notice me. I'm just going to leave myself logged out for a while. I made it 126 days without facebook while it was deactivated lets aim for two weeks without logging in. That seems reasonable. I don't need it. Because I'm awesome with out showing people how awesome I am. They should just know that I am the BOMB!

So yay, Facebook Free Blog is back. In a minimal type of way! One fortnight from today I shall return to the land of Faces and Books. Therefore today is DAY 1!

I'm just curious out there about the social media that people use out there. It's been a while but I'm going to create a poll. I probably won't even touch on many social media sites but let me know, what sites do you use?

Shitty Movies

I watched Magic Mike last night. You know that male stripper movie. I didn't expect much for this movie. However, apparently that was still too much for my expectations. It was BORING they should of cut the movie to 10 minutes with just the stripping. It was more fun than any of the dialog, that was just word vomit.

Now I am kinda picky with my movies. I like it when movies aren't predictable, when they have cleaver thought out plots and dialog. Now I will admit I do have some stinkers in my movie collection. Like Get Smart, Blades of Glory, Sex and the City Movie, The second Bridget Jones Diary and the second pirates of the caribbean. However I would like to thing that my crappy movies are fun movies. But I guess each of us have our own reasons for loving or hating certain movies.

For instance my roommate has movies I would never buy or watch for that matter. 

 I think Starship Troopers was a shitty movie. However most guys tell me it is the best movie ever. The only thing good about that movie was finding out Neil Patrick Harris was in that movie. 

I Rigged It!

Ugh, I swear my cold will NEVER GO AWAY! 

CAN'T YOU SEE YOU AREN'T WANTED HERE?!

Anyways this morning I got ready to take someone to the health center on campus. I got up and took a shower and didn't want to go out with my hair wet. So I had a solution for that. I dry my hair, except not how normal people would...

Yeah that's me using my wall heater to dry my hair. I do own a hair dryer. But this way is quieter and makes my room warmer and I never accidentally get too close to burn my hair. Am I resourceful or am I just plain weird. I'll go with a combination of both.

One thing I should of posted yesterday was this gif of my favorite Disney Channel Show Gravity Falls. One day when I get the confidence I'm going to try this on some handsome guy. Maybe he will think I'm adorable. Or maybe he will see that I stole my adorableness from a kids show...

I rigged it. I love it. Maybe I'll try it at a bar and see how it works. 

Singles Awareness Day

Well its that time of year again.

HAPPY ANNA HOWARD SHAW DAY! 

As Liz Lemon celebrates

 Am I the only one that loathes this consumer holiday? Maybe I'm just bitter. It is hard not to be bitter. Everywhere reminds you to buy something for that someone special. Do I not like this holiday because I'm single or is it because I'm fucking jealous that no one ever got me that huge-ass teddy bear in the store. Ok maybe it's a little of both. (And when I say huge-ass teddy bear I mean I better look like a child when I sit on it because it is that fucking ginormous )  I also don't like the term Single Awareness Day. I used to think it awesome in High School. But then people had to make it into an acronym S.A.D. Bastards. Or it's now named after the meme Forever Alone. If you are not familiar with it, just google forever alone. I saw this other thing that someone posted Valentines Day is the day where V and D come together. I get it. It's clever, however the first thing I thought of was Venereal Disease. I don't know about you but that sounds super romantic.

You know what, I actually love being Single. I've never been the type of person to attach myself to another. I like being able to do whatever I want! I am not tied down, I can go places I can move out of this state, FUCK, I could leave this country! I COULD LEAVE THE WORLD! Ok, that is a little drastic!

I don't have this checklist set for my future.

  I have to be married by 25, kids at 28, and live happily ever after  

Ha no this is my plan so far

Graduate College, Get Drunk, Get a Job, *Never have Kids

*When I say never have kids I mean as of this moment in time I will not be having children. However my children with be my animals. Sometimes I think I'm more like my aunt than my mom*

How much I miss 30 Rock. In the words of Frank Rossitano

"Valentine's Day is the perfect time to meet vulnerable women.

It's like Scumbag Christmas" 

Sleepy!

Well yesterday I slept a whole bunch. Trying to not get sick in a populated area is  like trying to avoid rush hour when driving through it. I fell asleep Monday at 10pm and did not wake until Tuesday at 11am. I was awake between 11am to and 2pm and 4pm to 7pm. I then went to bed at 7pm and did not wake up until 9am on Wednesday.

Was that too much sleep? Possibly.  

Still not much today I'm sorry. More tomorrow I PROMISE!

...

UNCLE ROB GO WATCH THE LION KING!

Still Sick

Well I took niquil at 9pm last night and was out by 10pm. I didn't wake up until 11, the next day. I even took a couple naps in between then and now so I'm well rested but I don't feel fantastic. I still have a 3 page paper due Thursday and I have less than one page completed.  All I wan to do is sleep more, and make my throat not so scratchy. SOMEONE CARE FOR POOR PITIFUL ME!

I'm going to be boring for a bit I guess. I apologize.

Sick, again...

Ugh, I feel barf-tastic this morning. I got practically no sleep last night. My throat is all bleh my sinuses are bleh, and my vomit button feels extremely touchy. Like it could go off at any moment. I'll just keep it short today so I can hopefully get other stuff done.

ONE YEAR OF BLOGS

Hey guess what today is.

ONE YEAR OF DAILY* BLOGS

*Well an attempt of daily blogs that fizzled occasionally and over the summer because of no internet access/278/365 is like a C so I did average!

I've had a blog for a year! 278 posts, 4369 page views, and still 1 lonely follower
 -Thanks Josh! I'm sure he would love some reading buddies-

I hope many of you enjoy reading them as much as I like writing them. I know there are days where they aren't any longer than a sentence. Or when its a poor-pitiful me, or maybe i'm just in a piss ass poor mood. So thank you for dealing with the crazy that is all up in my head.

I've been considering deactivating facebook again, because eh I don't really feel like having it around. I like it but at the same time I dislike it. If it wasn't so accessible I think I'd like it more. I'd say I like sharing things with you folks but I don't really share that much on there. The readers here get the full Victoria over sharing experience.

Well thank you to those who read. I'm not really sure how many of you are out there. Since I only get audience participation from my family...and Josh. I'm not complaining! I just want to know who is out there! Maybe I just shouldn't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

Anyways I hope you guys have a fantastic day, I will write as long as you folks are willing to read!

The Weird Part of YouTube

I found the weird part of YouTube today. Some days just take you there, and the only thing you can think is where the fuck am I or how did I get here? I found that today. I don't know if any of you have found that before but I can tell you this for sure. Some people post the strangest things. I'm considering posting one but I  haven't decided yet!

Here is one, this is a real song people... most people call it the 'Retarded Song' which I wish there was a better way to describe it because I don't like negative connotations with words like Gay and Retarded. However this song sounds like improper development of the brain. And yet it is catchy.

This next one...I'm not really sure. This may not be appropriate for work.  But if you get caught watching it, it will be hard to explain.  I feel like its an artistic expression, I think.

There is no cursing, no nudity, no drugs, no alcohol, just what...the...fuck?!

Maybe I'll let you explore from here. Beware there are some weird fucking people in the world. 

I'M A GIRLY GIRL

BUTTERFLIES FLOWERS PINK DIAMONDS STEREOTYPICAL GIRLY THINGS

I've got this girly girl thing a brewin' and it's going to probably going to be extreme. I just painted my nails and I can describe it in two words - Golden and Glittery. I'm going out on Saturday Night and it's early Friday and I already have my outfit picked out. I even have the way I want to do my hair planned. Where did I get bit by this girly bug?! I blame myself for being lazy and constantly wearing sweatpants. I'm hitting up karaoke tonight to belt some tunes!

My Giraffe Friend

I'm so sad. My Giraffe friend at Wildlife Safari died. Hodari (Ha-dar-ee). He was a very nice giraffe and ridiculously clever. This summer I was hanging out with a co-worker and we realized we could not find him in Africa. We drove into the Americas and found him snacking on the lush foliage, sneaky bastard loved crossing those cattle guards! I'll miss him! 

This Blog is about BOOBS

BOOBS

I'm pretty sure they are almost a universally loved pair of fun bags. 

However some people appreciate a good badonkadonk over some chest lumps. 

I sort of have a new guilty pleasure. Those of you with out cable will be completely new to this t.v. show that is FANTASTIC. It's called Double Divas, basically a show about a lingerie store and these southern women that run it. They are hilarious! These women make breasts look amazing its like they have 6th sense. Which is a fabulous gift. 

Sometimes I don't understand the fascination with hooters. I got em, they aren't that great.

However every woman is given power when they get their chest pillows, which can be used for good or evil. Unfortunately it is so easy to use tits as evil, guys are some times just too stupid and get hypnotized. Some gals can't do anything with the mosquito bites they have. But lucky for them they can get +2's (implants) and then use them to fill out these ginormous over the shoulder boulder holders.  Some places even advertise the melons like Hooters Restaurant, come on who'd actually go there for the food! Any way you want to call them -mammary glands, balloons, ta-tas, headlights- They are still kinda weird. 

Just imagine if we were like a dog and could have more offspring. 

Would having six bazongas be sexier or just plain alien-ish?

My goal through out this was to create a different word for chesticles every time. 

Tell me if I missed any fun ones.

 This felt a little inappropriate. Oh well! 

Based on a True Story

My writers block is back. NOOOOOOOO! This is the point where I fill the void with a video or something. If my life was a movie it would be the biggest snooze fest. No major plot is occurring in my life. There is no romance,  no action, not even comedy or drama. I found this yesterday and I enjoyed it so much that I thought I'd try to be creative!

• I will be played by Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence
• My mom will be played by Jaime Lee Curtis or Meryll Streep
• Dad- Liam Neeson or Josh Brolin
• The Brother- He will hate me but I think Michael Cera would be perfect.Either that or Jay Baruchel

I'll try to tell you what the next plot of my life is but so far it's really dull.

Revenge on Construction Workers

I've been in the library for a while and I gotten NOTHING done. Super productive. 

This term has just been hard to focus. Too many scientific papers.

So today I'll just give you a video of something funny. I just don't quite know what it is yet.

Nope I found it. I just laughed my ass off. 

Presenting Chick Gets Revenge on Construction Workers

I Don't Like to Read

I DON'T LIKE READING! GAAAAAHHHHH!

Now stop your judgement you. People often misconstrue when I say I don't like reading. 

But Victoria are you stupid, you have a blog, you have Facebook  you like people magazine. And you read those stupid gossipy sites everyday. You don't like to read but you read every day...IDIOT!

Now people assume that because I don't like to read that it means anything. Like reading sucks I wish I didn't know how to read this street sign. Why did these people put this sign up telling me about their store mega sale. BASTARDS!

When I say I don't like reading. I mean I don't get particular enjoyment out of reading books. I prefer not to learn out of a book, I prefer not to read scientific articles. I like reading gossip articles. J-Beibs toked up! Lohan is drunk again?! TomKat got divorced! I also enjoy reading articles if the title interests me for instance who wouldn't be able to read Girl with Brain tumor wins Gold Medal. I don't think that particular one exists but its like damn that's cool. My reading attention span is short. If the article is too long I probably won't read the whole thing. If it doesn't catch my attention instantly I move on.

Being dyslexic makes it hard to read and sometimes write. Getting things backwards often is confusing  especially when you realize you missed and entire portion of an assignment because you're brain is a dumb ass that likes to confuse you (I know you are laughing brain! It's a good thing can out smart you sometimes!)

Since I am in two group projects this term I decided this was funny.

 Because I started at the first pie chart. 

And I now have the feeling that no one can be trusted. 

A Waxing Good Time

Yeah so last night I went to dinner with a bunch of friends at the new Buffalo Wild Wings and then I went to the store and bought a waxing kit. 

BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM. 

Basically it was a now or never type of thing. 

So I had some friends over to laugh at my impending pain  support me in my time of need. 

Lucky for you folks I got it on video. Please forgive the poor video skills. Just accept it for what it is. There is cursing. So if you don't like the word fuck, you really should realize this is a college blog and alcohol + the waxing of legs = expletives and silly behavior. Also I removed a lot of other inappropriate conversations we had. I think it made it funnier but I don't think I need to share it all with you readers. If the video doesn't work let me know!

OH and after I yelled at Rachel "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

Her response was " I got it!" 

Yeah that hurt!

I learned some lessons from my experience.

1. Wax is a lot stickier than I realized. It got EVERYWHERE and it was practically impossible to get off.  Next time- I think I'll try the wax free kind where the strips are already sticky. 
2. Drink more alcohol. As time went on I got shakey and it got more painful more booze= funnier more distracting time. 
3. Plan better- My legs looked like a stressed out animal that lost its fur in places. So now I have these hair patches that I have to shave because Rachel accidentally dumped out half of the wax on the floor which apparently was a bitch to clean up. 
4. Waxing in front of your friends is a lot funner because they all want to rip the hair out of your legs. I haven't decided if that is a good thing or a bad thing...
5. How on earth do people get brazilians ...ouch. 
6. I would totally do it again if I didn't have to ever shave again. I loathe it since my hair grows back instantly!

Happy Groundhog Day! You should cozy up on a couch and watch my favorite Groundhog Day Holiday movie! You should already know the title. Groundhog Day, Bill Murray, Check it out. 

Another Lazy Day

Today was a day where I just laid there. 

Life just doesn't seem worth living anymore after 30 Rock ended.

WHY GOD WHY!?!

I know I should of done homework today but I just don't like to do that shit. Group projects suck. I would rather do shit by myself. Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit. I'm not really in a bad mood. I'm just dreaming about being sugar baby. Then I don't have to do anything.

So I haven't shaved my legs in a while and I think I'm going to wax them. If that is going to happen you happy people will be able to see the video because lets be honest. It would be hilarious right?! 

I mean come on! Who didn't laugh at Steve Carells waxing scene in the 40 Year Old Virgin!

Ok well I'm not motivated to write entertain yourselves. 

Oh and Happy February.