Where did Spring Break go?

Day 51,  Last day of relaxing freedom. Because Driving 3 hours isn't relaxing.

SPRING BREAK IS OVER?!?! Where did it go? How is this possible! I have to drive back to Corvallis tomorrow?! No!

I know where it went. I spent over half of it dying on the couch. Watching dumb tv shows, petting attention starved kitty cats and eating a shit ton of loaded baked potato soup delicious!

Watched the Hungry Matches with my mom yesterday- just kidding the Hunger Games. It was good. Disturbing but good. I never read the book and I probably never will, I've never been a reader. But all of the people who were in the colorful outfits. I swear, that was a Lady Gaga world! She probably was like- DAMN, I should of been an extra, no one would of even known I was there!

Brandon from Germany felt very disappointed that this video was not in yesterdays cute. So If you read yesterdays bloggity blog this will make you super giggle. Thank you for sharing. Sharing is caring.

Damn Cats!

Day 50,  The following events are based on a true story. DUN DUN!

8:50AM The Parents Household

I was sleeping, it was wonderful. My cat was walking up and down my bed purring. <3 Then it happened. HAKHUCKHAUK HUAAAKkkkkk

NOOOOOOOOO!

In case you are unfamiliar with that sound, it could wake me up from a deep sleep. Cause myself to be launched to be into instant terror. The sound of a Cat Throwing Up!

All over my my blanket...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

She jumps off my bed and to my horror...

HAUAK HAK HAAUUAAkkkkkk

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO NO!

Cat Vomit, on my beloved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Oneise...Oh damn kitty cat...

GO ME!

Day 49, My bloggity blog is almost 50 days old...awe! 

I went shopping with the mom today. And let me tell you getting a bloody nose in a dressing room is no fun. If you were at all curious I bought a purdy dress, some shirts, and some more matching underwear to have more amazing days. 

Trying to be healthy when I am not healthy is hard. I'm hacking and sniffling and just looking damn miserable. But hey! I got up and did things! GO ME! 

I've had some good news and some disappointments lately. 

Disappointments- Indianapolis and the Portland Zoo rejected my internship applications. My Colorado application was interesting enough to be interviewed but I don't think it went well. I do not know if I will even get an internship this summer, I might just go to school over the summer...

I'll say the good news in some other blog. Because I feel uber negative right now! GO ME! 

So if you have not seen the lovely Jenna Marbles I feel sorry for you

Her videos crack me up! 

It might be NSFW-language wise but 

Enjoy the Comedy style of Jenna Marbles!

The Case of the Missing Kitty

Day 48, Writing a blog this week has been really really hard. I feel like I have to go out of my way to write when I really don't want to. All I want to do is sleep and eat. Well I want to be better so I can go do thing with awesome people who don't read this- sorry mom.

I've basically spent the week in my TMNT Onesie. Gross? Maybe, but I feel like that all over anyways. At least I shower people! So like I've said probably every day, I've been house sitting for has 3 cats, and they don't get along very well. All very sweet kitties but damn, it makes it hard to pay attention to them when they don't get along! There first night I was there, one of the cats didn't show up. Which wasn't a big deal, I was told that either one of these cats might not come back at night. The second night, the same cat was still missing. Same story for the 3rd and 4th night. Now I was starting to panic. How am I supposed to tell these people I never even saw their missing cat! I even had a little note prepared and everything! And sure enough, the third cat FINALLY makes an appearance the last night I am there!

Damn Cats giving me mini heart attacks! Hey! I actually told a mini story in todays bloggity blog! GO ME! Alright I've spent forever looking for a cute and I haven't found anything appealing. Instead listen to this catchy tune. Bo Burnham is pretty talented...and pretty.

A Continuation of Sick...

Day 47, still deathly ill with the plague.

I haven't  been sleeping at night. I have had too many bloody noses for one day with out snorting lines (i'm kidding...I'd rather ingest it. KIDDING!)

I came up with a really funny joke yesterday. Then I realized I was in a niquil state that probably meant I was out of my mind. It had something to do with cats and dogs. i laughed my ass off... But i can't think of it for any reason. The fact that i am unable to capitalize i is starting to bug me. I I I! There i can do it...dammit.

For the past few days I have been house sitting and watching satellite tv. What a waste of money! I can't find anything to watch on a billion channels. I only have 6 at home and I can't find anything to watch, takes about an hour less to decided that there is nothing to watch on tv.

Well here cute, my enthusiasm is still less than...awesome.

Mermaids at an Aquarium?!

Day 46, Still sick, still tired, still...blaaaah

So last night I took some store brand niquil, which knocks you out but doesn't keep you asleep. I had to take two doses just to actually sleep. Which still didn't work very well. I am still stuffy, my throat hurts and I'm all snotty.

I have an phone interview with Downtown Aquarium in Denver Colorado today. We shall see how it goes. I'm not too worried about it but then, I sound like I have a cold. I hope they will be able to understand me. Click to see the web site if you are curious. They have MERMAIDS!  Downtown Aquarium

I'm so sleepy! I need someone to care for me. Official Job opening! I need someone who will cook for me, and care for me in general...I demand jello...loaded back potato soup and...chicken, some form of chicken.

While I wait for applications, I think I will sleep. I've got about 2 hours!

This is what I look like, right now... pretty huh. 

Sick & Sleepy

Day 45. I'm sick! :(

I'm currently caring for 5 kitty cats. I've got my two- Pounce and Mia. And Three others I'm house sitting for- Hobbes, Juniper, and Luna. So many kitties who demand attention! All I want is some sleepy times!

I know I heard this from some one before, but I heard it again last night.

The average person has one Fallopian tube. Think about it. It's true.

I don't have much to say today either, I've been sick, and sleeping. It is hard to be creative when sleeping is the priority. I should eat too...nah.

I apologize once again for the blandness of my blogs for the last 2 weeks. Maybe tomorrow I will wrestle big foot and jump over the moon on a unicorn. Or maybe...I'll still be sick and bored myself. 

I'm hungry. Someone feed me. I don't even want to look for a cute... :(

Short

Day... ugh, what day is it? 44?

I've slept so much today. Now I have to run over to house sit for someone else. I need company and I need food.

This bloggity blog will also be short, because there is no internet where I am going to and I'm tired. Very very short. Short is too long to describe today's blog!

Look how Beary Cute he is. I'm so Punny. 

Grants Pass=BORING!

Day 43, Back home in Grants Pass! So tired but so happy to be back hanging with my cat :) Except my dumb cat is being dumb and won't sit on my lap.

I had another night at the Peacock, mostly sober. Which I was ok with! Except, when I am having a good time minding my own business, and BAM! A guy makes it his business to stick his business on my booty. The age of asking girls to dance is over, so is clean dancing. So when a stranger sticks his business on my booty it is just like really?!

Okay enough about the Peacock, no matter how awesome it may be. I feel like nothing happened today, except I drove home...I'm just a blah person. I feel like this spring break will be very uneventful.

I found this image on Yahoo, and HOLY POOP! 

CUTEST THING EVER!

 Little Owl home!

Marky Mark Looks Kinda Like Mark Walburg

Day 42, I feel my mind maybe be put back together, maybe it could just be exhaustion.

Rachel had a realization yesterday. Prior to Western Wednesday we were listening to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch on a music channel on tv. So there was an image of young Marky Mark on the tv, and Rachel looks at the image and says

"You know he looks like that guy on the Fighter"

Me, being obviously confused reply    

"Christian Bale?"

Rachel says   

"No, not him, He is in the Other Guys with Will Ferrel"

I'm not thinking of anyone at this point, and then it hits me. She then says

 "MARK WALBURG, he looks like Mark Walburg"

Yes, I busted up laughing like roll on the floor laughter. And she looks at the image of Marky Mark and it clicks.  

"OH MARKY MARK IS MARK WALBURG"

Oh Rachel, that was a cute moment you had.

Even though I am done with finals, I still have adult things to do. Which SUCKS. Screw adulthood. Rachel and I have to clean the apartment, do the recycling, and run errands. The not fun kind either. We are going to go to goodwill so Rachel can find things and I can find some Nintendo 64 things. 

Ha, Weiner dog! 

That is either a little dog

or a big hot dog bun...

 

Random, SNOW, more Random.

Day 41. SNOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

Woke up this morning for my 7:30 final and it is snowing like crazy. Unfortunately it is a wet snow so  now my feet and pants are soaked. Yay... at least it is not raining?

My Math final...didn't go as well as planned. There were more problems on standard deviation than I expected but as of now I know I passed so yahoo.

It is absolutely snowing, it is so pretty while I stay warm inside. I need to start studying for Mammalogy, but I am taking a break since I just got out of a final.

I'm so ADD! WHAAAA! I am currently in the library studying, and I am having a very hard time with it. Why Victoria? Are you just tired? No readers I am not. There is a super hot guy in my eye line. And yes, he has stubble. I pretend like I am just looking at the snow, I think I'm being obvious but I don't care...I have to pee...

Yet again it is the future from when I started. I'm DONE WITH FINALS! Time for western Wednesday and a ton of sleep! My thoughts aren't running together very well. It must be the beer I just drank and the food I didn't eat! TIPSY!

LOOK MOMMY AND BABIES! 

I'm SO NOT FOCUSED! 

DESULTORY! 

Halfway Done with Facebook 'Fast'!

Day 40! Whoa I'm so awesome! I'm practically half way through my Facebook 'fast'.

Tomorrow are my last finals! 7:30 in the morning and 6:00pm. I think I am really ready to be done with this crap.  Like really really! I have a fool proof plan for passing classes*. Wearing matching underwear day of the test. Monday I had animal print and on Wednesday I will sport GOLDFISH! It is really surprising how matching underwear can make your day super fantastic!
*Studying may also be a factor but it is yet to be proven*


I need to work on my math notecard still for tomorrow morning. I apologize, all I can think of is school! MY BRAIN DOESN'T WORK ON ANY OTHER LEVEL! On another note, my dream boyfriend George Clooney was arrested earlier this week. All I have to say is he is that much sexier for being a 'bad boy' and for standing up for what he believes in.

My friend Stephen is making Rachel and I dinner tonight. Juicy Lucy's! We shall see how they turn out. Not having to make dinner during Finals Week is super awesome fantastic.

Wish me luck on the rest of my finals!

Bird Love!

Freaking adorable if you ask me!

No one did so...yeah...

Brainless Activity

Day 39, ECOLOGY FINAL IN 20 MINUTES! I will let you know how it went after the fact. This bloggity blog is going to randomly jump through time. Please do not be alarmed if present turns into future or future turns to past. Just, go with it.

I will only have two more finals on Wednesday. Still lots of studying to do. I still have all Tuesday to study math and mammalogy. All I want to do is sleep. That would be wonderful!

Oh look, all of sudden it is the future. Post-Ecology Final. It went alright. I knew the material, lets just hope It shows!

I guess I still don't have much to say, my brain isn't working on a large spectrum, just school. I guess this would be a great protection against zombies!

Kitty Glasses :) ADORABLE

Cheesy Horror Films

Day 38. The day before finals. And I am FREAKING OUT! I have a final Monday that I am having a very hard time studying for. It is just so boring. I studied from 10-5 today and had a Pizza non-party. It is a non-party because we did not party. Even though Kate was sad because she forgot to bring rum to put in her coke.

No joke, yesterday Rachel, Erica and I watched the Leprechaun series. Well we saw Leprechaun 2, 3 and 5. If you are curious number 5 is called Leprechaun 5: In the Hood. It is just about the cheesiest shit you've ever seen. But entertaining nonetheless. Now we only need to see the first one (featuring Jennifer Aniston) the 4th one Leprechaun: In Space and , Leprechaun 6: Back 2 tha Hood. It was an awesome way to waste an evening.

I still have studying to do today. I'm not quite prepared for my final. I have 4 hours tomorrow and probably another two tonight. Lets not over do it Victoria! My brain is fried. I have said a number of brilliant things. Like...

• Lets go home and have a beer and drink some movies
• This was Hana's Ex-Boyfriend (Hana's ex then said- I still am her ex)

I don't really have much to say. I'm tired. I'm in need of rest. 

Here...cute. :)

Comedies, Politics, Scams and Doppelgangers

Day 37, It is study Saturday! Oh joy golly jeepers! I love spending my weekend in the library! Oh and a Happy St. Patrick's Day to you!

I went and saw 21 Jump Street last night. It was freaking hilarious. Like seriously, it was a very original comedy...For being a remake. But for being a remake it was very different. 21 Jump street the show was super serious with hard hitting topics. The movie- ridiculousness.

I don't pay attention to politics but something struck me as humorous. Rick Santorum want to ban hard core porn. For some reason I don't think that will bode well will male voters. And female of course can't leave them sexual bitches out.

So I feel unsure about the KONY 2012 thing now. The invisible children thing is, and does happen. However there are reports that many of their donations go to their own personal benefit and that the LRA hasn't been active for 4 years. Plus the guy who made the video just got arrested for being drunk AND masturbating in public...ew. I do believe it is a good cause what they are raising awareness for but, some of it just seems off. I wouldn't use the word scam, however I am sort of looking in that direction. I hope what I hear is wrong. You just have to believe the best I guess.

I also am sad for another reason. I believe I have seen the last of Skateboarding Cowboy John Lennon. Running in to one person on campus is so rare. I dedicate this song to you, John Lennon Doppelganger. I will always remember you...

Baby Meerkat!

Funny how they are closely related to felines!

Adorable!

Super Mega Fierce!

Day 36.  It's FRIDAY FRIDAY gotta get down on Friday! Sorry I've been wanting to do that for weeks! Remember, don't let underage people drive. Today is the last day of Winter Term. Yay! I can almost smell spring break. Yeah! Party Hardy! And by party hardy I mean sleep for two days straight and then return to normalcy. What I'm I talking about, I'm far from normal. I find goofy things hilarious.

I found this image and just died laughing. Thongies! The Super Mega Fierce Diaper! Gotta love the people from the internet. They are the most interesting kind of people you will thankfully never meet. Scratch that, I'm friends with few characters...

You know what else made me giggle because I'm just silly. Spongebob's real name is probably Spongerobert.





To my Uncle Rob, you had mentioned that you had wanted to watch Breaking Bad with me to see my various freakouts. Please, enjoy the following reenactments. I'm sorry if you have NO idea what I'm talking about. Just keep in mind many of these reactions has to do with the horrible world of drug dealing. I would like to state that even though Jesse is a troubled character. I would really like for him to find peace...He does have dreamy blue eyes.

The ATM

The Box Cutter

Surprise gunshot to the head. 

I'm so glad it is the weekend. Except I don't have a weekend. This is my plan for the next three days.

• Friday- Study 9-4, blah 4:30-forever
• Saturday- Study 10-5, blah 5:30-forever
• Sunday- Study 10-5, blah 5:30-forever

I'm so exciting...I sort of faked my way through this blog. Image here, image there. It's a lot shorter than I thought it was going to be. I may be fake but at least I don't Fake n' Bake!

Adorable, Super Adorable

DUCKS IN A CUP!

 

I'm a Bubbly Ray of Sunshine, Coated with Sweetness

Day 35,  But it is Day 5 of studying 6+ hours a day. I feel like this image perfectly describes my mood.  The only difference is I'm wearing clothes. I don't think anyone would get studying done if I birthday suited up. Well, the Police would get work done.

Diatribe Thursday! Dear Underage Roommate. For saying how broke you are all the time, what was it, 9 dollars to your name. You sure toke up a lot. Now correctly if I'm wrong, doesn't weed cost a lot of money? Now if I had no money, I think i'd rather spend my money on food and rent but whatever! Let your friends pay for things for you. Be grateful you have them. I would not be so kind. Don't forget...I'm a bubbly ray of sunshine, coated with sweetness. 

I apologize that I seem to be writing in a...touchy mood. My stress level is pretty high. But just remember you can always donate to one of my major causes. There are 3 to pick from. Feed Victoria, Victoria needs a massage and Victoria Clothing fund. No one has donated... I can see you are all heartless bitches. Good luck pumping blood to the rest of your body you zombie. 

OM NOM NOM NOM! 

I miss my hamster, she used to stick whole mini carrots in her mouth.

Happy Adorable Memories.

The Internet is For Porn

Day 34,  Don't let the title scare you...or excite you? There will be no inappropriate images.

Recently I have discovered I have reverted to a stupider speller. Now I for the most part know how to spell. Obviously. I also know how to spell easy words, but for some reason and I don't know why, I am unable to spell color without really thinking about it! Kinda sad right? I noticed it yesterday while writing notes. I need to find the percentage that the coller of the ball will be red. Wait. Coller? That's not right. Collar? Colar? Coler? I am embarrassed to admit that it took me 5 tries to get color spelled correctly. *FACEPALM* Sometimes my brilliance amazes even me. I would like to blame finals for my loss of basic knowledge.

I went to bed really early last night and had an epiphany! I mean it was so obvious! Unfortunately, I have no idea what it was. I just remember it wasn't a happy realization but it was just so clear. I'm pretty sure it was a facebook realization.

Today I discovered that many desks in class rooms look like quotation marks. Just look an maybe you will see the magic of the quotation marks . It kind of made me super excited. I mean, was I really going to smile about math at 8 in the morning?

So I have never seen Avenue Q. But damn, this song came up on pandora and I think I really want to check out that play. I know Allison will be so excited to see I posted something about Avenue Q. I introduce to you to the song 'The Internet is For Porn'

I felt like this was a very clever photography collection. 

Cat sleeping, add paper to make a scenery!

Look! Kitty is snorkeling! 

Bipolar Weather

Day 33, *giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle giggle*

















Maybe I should take a break? This really is what procrastination feels like, so amazing until you reach your deadline. Then, ah shit, PANIC! If I could make my arms do that, I'd be Kermit the frog! Anyone?

Dead week is really taking toll on me. Focusing on three separate subjects for 6 hours a day is hard. I'm scared that I don't even it out enough. But, I will do my best for the people! No, applesauce necessary*! I have a habit of using foods to describe things. For instance: Peachy Keen and Sweet Sauce.
*I know it's spell applause! Oh an also by the way, I know that the Beatles is spelled with an a. I was using Beetles with an e to show that Skateboarding Cowboy John Lennon is not actually a Beatle* 


I would like to describe to you what the weather has been like today:
rain, RAIN, snow, rain, blue sky, rain, SNOW, rain, windy rain, windy snow, rain...That's been only two hours. Our weather is extremely bipolar today. Now the sun is out and it is sleeting. Now just sunny. Nope Rain. AAAAHHHH! SNOW!

Adorable! Coati Babies! 

I know they can be pets, I WANT ONE!

Krokodil is NOT Pretty Russia

Day 32, Zombies do exist people...they are called Meth Heads. They look very similar. I've watched enough episodes of Breaking Bad now to realize there are no difference! Well, except the meth heads are living...sort of? If you are brave enough to google this next drug beware it is NOT pretty. I mean nasty. The first image is graphic, like you see muscle, tissues, and bone. I would post it but I would not like my readers to vomit on their reading onezies!  My friend Amber told me that there was this new drug in Russia called Krokodil, which eats your skin and turns it green and scaley, like that of a crocodile. Why would people take that shit! Because it gets you high as fuck and is only $6 per shoot up. Sorry, I found that rather insane that it actually exists!

Finals studying is...going. I managed to put actual jeans on today! Go me! But today will be filled with ecology, mathematical problems, and many mechanisms of the insides of mammals and their scientific names! Yay for furthering my education. I am having trouble focusing. Personally I think it is the lack of sleep due to the time change. One hour can really mess you up! Especially when normally I get up at 7:00am daily. 6am just sounds dark and scary! I like sunshine! Especially in the morning. Waking up in the dark sucks. It's like the world is telling you to go back to sleep, I didn't give you night vision for a reason! Fun Victoria Fact: I have night vision, when I use a flashlight. When I offer a fun fact, I really want you to have a fun with it. Otherwise that 'fun' was wasted. We do not waste fun, we conserve it.

Another FUN FACT! Are you ready to have fun with it? I expect a god damn fun party! I'm afraid of running into automatic doors. Yes, I am. It's doesn't terrify me but I seriously get worried when it doesn't open. But Victoria, why don't you just stop and wait for it to open? Because, I'm complicated and quirky. If I lost the quirk, I'd just be complicated and that sounds less fun.

I'm a badass mother who don't take no crap from no one!

This just made me giggle. 

RAWR I'm a Panda!

Artistic Procrastination!

Day 31. Sunday yet again. This is the final day before dead week. I dislike dead week. I call it sweat pant week, because I rock them sweat pants. YEAH YEAAAAH! I'm so fly! Like a white...lady.

Remember how I said I liked bird? Well, I drew this Black-Capped Chickadee! It is currently on sale for $3000.00.  I will include a frame. I'm rather proud of it, I've turned into a rather artsy fartsy person in the last few years and I believe I am improving. No tracing here! And I feel like my Aunt Linda would like  to know- Oil Pastels for kids. 

Oh Victoria! Another one! A Blue Jay! You are so talented!  Oh Stop! You're too nice! Now this one is only $2000.00 if you also buy the Chickadee. Because I'm just that good. Someone get New York on the line, I'm doing an art show.  Oh another fun fact. I really want to collect individual shoes left behind on a night of partying. Then I want to create stories about them and how they were lost. If that makes any sense at all, I think it would be a super cool art project.

Oh shit...I must of been bad on procrastination. The entire day I spent doodling birds, and getting completely sucked into Breaking Bad. DAMN YOU BRYAN CRANSTON! I blame him for this Rufous Hummingbird. ($1000.00 because it is my least favorite) It's torso is too short. The tail feathers are too short. The wings are too stubby. However, I still sort of like it.

Do you think if I frame these all over my apartment people will think I'm weird? Or will it just be me and my quirky personality. For some reason I'm really in an artistic kick. Too bad it is happening during dead week. Time to study...bleeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I could think of a million other things I'd rather do. Unfortunately I am an adult and I have responsibilities. A very expensive responsibility! Library HO!

SSSTTTTRRRREEETTTTTTCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH

Look at the kitty! 

Adorable!

Wanted: Karaoke Buddy

Day 30 Wow, that's like a full month. I'm so dedicated to my cause.

I would like to have a new friend. Now this friend MUST have these qualities:

1. Be Nice
2. Be Fun
3. LOVE KARAOKE! 

Yes! I want  Karaoke Buddy! I seem to be the only one of my friends* who wants to sing in front of strangers! Drunken or Not! I went to Harrison's last night for a couple of drinks and sang 'Feed My Frankenstein' by Alice Cooper. My friends sat in the corner and cheered me on, but it is just not the same!
*Allison, when you return from France we will have a Karaoke night at Harrison's or Peacock!*

Now I didn't drink too much last night, but more than I have recently and I feel kind of gross. I wish someone were here to get me some soup or something. When I went to Fred Meyers to get food for lunch and dinner I ran into one of my friends who had seen me at the bars. So he looks at me an laughs. I was wearing sweat pants, sweatshirt with hood on, slippers, and holding a bag of fried chicken. I apparently had hangover written  all over me. I honestly could feel people judging me, I bet they were all thinking 'rough night'. 

My motivation for studying isn't very strong today. Why do finals have to be around the corner. Education is so overrated! Well, I wish it were overrated. I should be working on Math, and Ecology, and Mammalogy.  But i'm working on my blog and working on my procrastination skills. 

BIRDS! So cute! 

After looking in my Sibley Field Guide to Birds, I think that these are 

Golden-Crowned Kinglets. 

Yeah that's right I have a bird book. 

I'm a Bird Nerd.

Mission Accomplished: Operation Cowboy Beetle

Day 29? The only reason I know what day I'm on is because, well I've been writing it out everyday!

Today is a very important day and many of you have no idea why. Today, Operation Cowboy Beetle was in fact successful. I would like to thank my team of secret agents.  Because of teamwork an bravery I am able to present you with Exhibit A. Now this picture proof may not be enough for you. Then I guess you can live in a sad little world by yourself and let myself and others have fun!

Note the Skateboard AND the Cowboy Hat

                                  

Look! Just Look! It is not the best angle, but you can see the similar facial features. AND he is wearing glasses. WHOA! I hope you all are not disappointed, you think they saved his DNA and cloned him? I was so excited that I finally got a picture. However I'm officially a creepy person. Personally I want him to remain an enigma, if I find out his actual name he would no longer be Skateboarding Cowboy John Lennon. What do I do now? Follow find another celebrity doppelganger?

Look at the Monkey! I don't like it's nose

But it's pretty darn adorable!

Can I have a fuzzy hug?!

Vote KONY 2012

Day 28. ARIZONA JOSH YOU ARE THE FREAKING BEST PERSON EVER! Josh followed me. Now Josh will get a lovely paragraph for being awesome. Josh is cool because 1. He followed my blog. 2. He was my psychology buddy who randomly one day didn't show up...because he had his appendix removed (I think it was the appendix) 3. He fixed my laptop on numerous occasions and 4. I miss ARIZONA JOSH! Thank you Josh for being awesome!

Basically today's bloggity blog might be a downer (sorry Arizona Josh, but you got a wonderful paragraph above!) but this is something you will be confused about unless you've seen this video. I recently watched the video titled KONY 2012.  It is quite a powerful piece. Tragically powerful.  It is a 30 minute documentary and I advise you watch it and share it. 

If I had the money to spare I would help this cause. Since I do not have the money to donate, I will do the best I can to share the information. Pretty intense stuff.

Here is a cute to make you feel better.

Fashionable Odobenidae

Day 27, Facebook is really just a distant memory. It really makes me sad though how many 'friends' just disappeared. Makes me feel like I need to go out and create new friendships. Not great at meeting people sometimes. I'm probably not great at keeping friendships either.  Victoria had another emo segment. I apologize.

Got my official scuba certification card in the mail. I can totally go diving now, shweeet. My cool level just jumped up 10 points.

Here is an idea of how

 my day went... 

I'm an Odobenidae! 

That's scientific talk for Walrus! Notice the wonderful hair styling and the choice in clothing. Only the most fashionable wish they could be me. I liked the picture  on the right better, because I like looking special. Remember, most of you reading this ARE actually friends and/or related to me. I bet you are so proud. See Mom & Dad, your money for furthering my education is being put to good use. It might not be the way you thought, but I learned something!

Well If I'm not adorable enough for you here is something. SPOTTED SKUNKY!

Power Outages Suck

Day 26. I want followers. So YOU! *yes YOU!* Follow me...make me feel special. It's just a little button! Just click it, you know you want to. Everyone does it. It's just above and says follow or to the right! Obviously people are reading this but I want proof dammit*! Peer Pressure. The first person to follow me will get a super awesome shout out in my bloggity blog. And I mean SUPER AWESOME! *Brandon and Allison are obvious because they are the only people I know out of the country*

Yesterday we had a power outage that lasted 4 hours. Interrupted Crocodile Dundee! Since the power was out it made a few things rather difficult: Going to the bathroom in complete darkness and finding something to do. We did make a 'someone is coming' bathroom call, CA CA! CA CA! Too much information? Maybe. Basically we sat around for a while and played the stupid game Phase Ten. I hate it! HATE HATE HATE! I lost, of course and I threw a fit. I'm really mature. For dinner we walked over to Erica's apartment to heat up our chili. While we were waiting we watched Space Jam! YEAAAH! I remember watching that movie with my dad in theaters! Memories! I decided that next Halloween, I'm going to be a member of the Tune Squad. Don't steal my ideas people, unless you want to be a member of the Tune Squad with me.

I cannot wait for this term to be over. I really wish I could do something for Spring Break, but I will be house sitting. Woot. Nothing says I'm a college student on spring break look at me drinking milk, eating brownies and watching cats drinking my booze! I'm so bad ass. But how nice would it be to sip a beer on a beach*... SOOOO nice. I had an opportunity to fly to Miami for an internship interview, but it didn't work out. I don't really want to go to Miami anyways. That's where Dexter lives. Kinda creepy if you ask me.

 *the warm beaches of Mexico or Hawaii. NOT the crappy, freezing unbearable Oregon Coast.*

I want this puppy! So freaking cute.

 He gonna be a big pup someday! I want a big dog. 

Not some ugly annoying little yapper. 

The Many Adventures of Anxiety Girl!

Day Twenty-Five. Monday. Why do you insist on getting here so quick. Honestly. No one wants you at this party....Poor Monday, everyone hates it.

This is sometimes me in a nutshell...

Recently not so much but, occasionally. I finally can identify with a super hero! How would I save the world using anxiety? I feel like I would just turn into Paranoia Girl.  

I have not seen Skateboarding Cowboy John Lennon for a while now. I hope to snap a picture of him prior to the end of the term in fear that he will never be seen again. I have witnesses who know of his existence, but a picture of that would be the ultimate proof. However if I ever did get a picture, there would be a handful of people who though I just put a picture of the actual John Lennon. 

I would like to welcome new reader- Allison. Allison is my old roommate who is currently in France doing French things. Everyone say Bonjour to Allison! *Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!* Look everyone loves you! You have been accepted! One of us! Don't forget, you are required to read in it a onezie. Your Identification will be AA3722319732. Please use your identification number for all legal documents. (everyone else ignore this number it is for Allison's eyes only!) 

I want it. Now. Look at the adorable for today! 

Personally I believe this Zebra is way cuter than the Donkey.

 SO DAMN CUTE! IT HURTS!

Catman!

Day 24. I wanted this first sentence to rhyme. The first one I came up with was Day 24, what a whore. I think I could do better than that.

First of all, thank you mommy. I had lots-o-fun with you this weekend. I love you and I love your money. I kid, I kid! I had a great time with you. Sorry I got a little cranky this morning. I needed a nap.

Lets see, Sunday is usually a super slooww-motion kind of day. But I will try to spice it up for you. First of all you may dance to this song. It's in the 21 Jump Street trailer and when I hear it I want to dance like crazy. Note: this song is not for everyone, you can say you don't like it. But secretly you will tap your foot and get the urge to break it down!

I've got nothing else, except for the adorable of today!

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na  

CATMAN!

My Mom Told Me To...

Day 23, my how time flies. I like being facebook free.

I actually cleaned my room. And vacuumed. Please oooohh and aaaahhhh. Picture will come later when there isn't a bed in the middle of my floor.

So today my Mumzies and I went pottery painting! And we got pedicures! I feel so pampered! Happy Happy JOY JOY I will show you the pottery when I get it back on Wednesday! It's purdy! Also went and saw the always sexy George Clooney in 'The Descendants' it was sooo good. I cried. I tried not to but I totally cried. Totally. Shit, I'm like, Valley Girl now.

The following conversation took place at 9:28pm:

Mom- The highlight of my day is reading your blog
Me- I hope the highlight of your day was actually spending time with me, instead of reading about my life.

A scientific study shows that my mom would rather read about me on my blog than spend quality time together. My mom is demanding that I post a blog for her to read. Such an impatient person! Gosh, you can't force BRILLIANCE! Duh. Some parents try pushing their children to greatness but all they get is a drugged up crazy. Be careful mother. Even though I am not a druggy, I do know where to acquire them*.
*My neighbor is a drug dealer, not joking...I think he only deals the light stuff like MaryJewWanna*

LOOK! It's a Zonkey!

Technically it's called a Zebroid. Which sounds more like an alien.

Cute enough for this bloggity blog :D

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW MOM, MY BLOG IS POSTED!

Creeper Level Up!

Day Twenty-Two, this is how old I am...in years, not days. Because you all totally thought I was a 22 day old genius, I feel like this just got weird.

Still checking my email like a dumb fool. I should accept my fate. I know none of you know what I am talking about, but with time and patience all should be revealed my dear friends who creep on my life.


I am in such a singing mood today, maybe I'll sing to you. NO! I'll serenade you! I think a Disney song will be appropriate. I'll take requests not promising anything though. Now I can see my Aunt Linda asking me to sing the 'Kyle's Mom is a Bitch' from the Oscar nominated film South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut. Yes is was Oscar nominated. Do any of you remember what the creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone wore to the Oscars? They stole red carpet their looks from JLO and Gwenyth Paltrow.

Operation Cowboy Beetle went a little higher on the creeper level today. I got out of class early to go search for him on the floor he normally sits on, and I was unable to find him. SAAAD! I will still try my hardest to expose him to the internet world...That sounds rather, creepy.

Some good news, my mom is coming to visit me this weekend. YAY! Pottery Painting!

I found this picture. And I LOVE this cat's eyes. 

It's like he is saying "I have no face"

Adorable!

Superman-ing is the new Planking

Day 21, I almost made it through my first month...sort of. Technically I started 10 days into the month, but I made it through the rest of the month! Facebook is just a distant memory that people seem to really be into.

Facebook was my everything, my best friend. Now time has past and we are no longer as close. I see Facebook every now and then, but it's awkward. However we both appreciate what we had and we will always remember those special moments!

I would like to share this video because it really made me giggle. 

Like really made me giggle. It seems to be a foreign meme. 

Superman-ing is a billion times cooler than planking.

Recently I feel like I've been using the blog to whine and complain about my life. Which is NOT what I want to do at all. Raise your hand if you want to read a blog about girl problems... I think I see one in the back...no, just stretching? Ok, that makes zero. I'll try to stick to a more enjoyable reading experience. I would encourage all of you to stop reading and go find someone to superman in a car with...that sounds dirty. 

I'm a sick bastard some times. Do any of you ever 'torture' yourselves? STOP, you are getting the wrong idea. Whose the sick bastard now?  I'm talking about how you check for your grade online every 5 minutes, putting yourself through way more stress than you should. I've been checking my email every 2 minutes and I need to stop! Its like an addictive thing, waiting for a friend to arrive- check time every 30 seconds. I'm probably not going to get what I am waiting for in my inbox, so why should I torture myself?! I totally checked my email three times while writing this paragraph. Go me. 

I'm a little disappointed when I found this picture, 

I should of known that it had been photo shopped.

Oh well still adorable! At least I know the adorable truth.