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I'm pretty sure they are almost a universally loved pair of fun bags.
However some people appreciate a good badonkadonk over some chest lumps.
I sort of have a new guilty pleasure. Those of you with out cable will be completely new to this t.v. show that is FANTASTIC. It's called Double Divas, basically a show about a lingerie store and these southern women that run it. They are hilarious! These women make breasts look amazing its like they have 6th sense. Which is a fabulous gift.
Sometimes I don't understand the fascination with hooters. I got em, they aren't that great.
However every woman is given power when they get their chest pillows, which can be used for good or evil. Unfortunately it is so easy to use tits as evil, guys are some times just too stupid and get hypnotized. Some gals can't do anything with the mosquito bites they have. But lucky for them they can get +2's (implants) and then use them to fill out these ginormous over the shoulder boulder holders. Some places even advertise the melons like Hooters Restaurant, come on who'd actually go there for the food! Any way you want to call them -mammary glands, balloons, ta-tas, headlights- They are still kinda weird.
Just imagine if we were like a dog and could have more offspring.
Would having six bazongas be sexier or just plain alien-ish?
My goal through out this was to create a different word for chesticles every time.
Tell me if I missed any fun ones.
This felt a little inappropriate. Oh well!
http://www.dribbleglass.com/jokes/breasts.htm
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